Oh no you didn't!

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Sunday, July 27, 2014

first time flying

Pilot: Have you ever flown in a small plane before? Passenger: No, I have not. Pilot: Well, here is some chewing gum. It will help to keep your ears from popping. Pilot (after the plane landed): Did the gum help? Passenger: Yep. It worked fine. The only trouble is I can’t get the gum out of my ears Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, July 26, 2014

NSF

The economy is so bad that:If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. Sign in to see full entry.

NSF

The economy is so bad that:If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. Sign in to see full entry.

dancing

After watching the girls do line dancing, Michael thought, hey I can do this. So he got in line and asked one of the girls, what’s the name of this dance? "She said I don't know; this is the line for the bathroom Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, July 25, 2014

oh teacher!

Seven-year-old John had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher phone his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving. "Wait a minute," said the mother. "I had John here for two months and I never called you once when he misbehaved." Sign in to see full entry.

homework

A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked. “What’s the problem Carol? I hope it’s not homework again.” “Well, uh, yes, it is,” replied Carol “I was stupid and made my homework paper into a paper airplane.” “Carol, you’re right, that wasn’t a very bright thing to do,” said the teacher,... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, July 24, 2014

can you?

A man walked up to a school and said "can you teach me to read and write" The administrator said, "Yes we can"! Just fill out this form." Sign in to see full entry.

you owe me

At a bar, one patron to another: “Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink.” Why? “You’re so ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you” Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

can you hear me now?

While getting a checkup, a man tells his doctor that he thinks his wife is losing her hearing. The doctor says, "You should do a simple test. Stand about 15 feet behind your wife and say 'honey?’ Move 3 feet closer and do it again. Keep moving 3 feet closer until she finally responds." Remember how... Sign in to see full entry.

wanna race?

An old man was tired from riding his bike, and decided to hitch hike. A guy in his red Corvette pulled up to give him a lift. When the old man brought out his bike that he had leaned up against a tree, the driver said, "I have no room for your bike in my car, but I'd like to help you in someway... Sign in to see full entry.