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Friday, October 17, 2014

bar time

Phil had just joined a club after his friend had recommended it (being a member for quite some time). They were sitting at the bar having their beers when someone yelled "21" and there was a small uproar of laughter. A few minutes later someone else yelled "34" and another roar of laughter rose up.... Sign in to see full entry.

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halloween humor

Three vampires walk into a bar. The bartender looks at him suspiciously, but decides to serve them anyway. "What’ll be, boys?" The first vampire says "Blood. Give me blood." The second vampire says "I too wish for blood!" The third vampire says "Give me plasma." The Bartender smiles and says "Got... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 16, 2014

ouch!

Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Sign in to see full entry.

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2 stooges

Two roofers, Larry and Joe were on the roof laying tile, when a sudden win gust came and knocked down their ladder. “I have an idea” said Larry. “We’ll throw you down, and then you can pick up the ladder.” What, do you thing, I’m stupid? “I have an idea” said Joe. “I’ll shine my flashlight, and you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 14, 2014

groaner

A man who was born with no arms wished to seek employment. Fearing nobody would want to hire him with his obvious disability, he thought he'd answer a help wanted sign he saw posted at his church. He rang the bell at the rectory and when the pastor opened the door he was moved with pity. He asked,... Sign in to see full entry.

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FSI!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? PUPILS: A teacher. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 13, 2014

teacher

TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog. Sign in to see full entry.

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groaner

“What did your mother do yesterday morning. Vicky?” “She done her shopping, ma’am.” “Done her shopping, Vicky? Where’s your grammar?” “She done her shopping as well, ma’am.” Wait for it...wait for it...duh! Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 12, 2014

where did you go to high school?

Somehow we always think we are aging at a slower rate than everyone else, this was true of this older woman who is seeing a doctor for the first time. She was taken into a room and told to “make herself comfortable.” While reading the doctor's diploma on the wall, she realizes that she went to high... Sign in to see full entry.

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I know!

Wife: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.” Husband: “Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.” Wife: “I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.” Husband: “You don’t even know what a carburetor is. Where’s the car?” Wife: “In the swimming pool." Sign in to see full entry.

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