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Saturday, November 1, 2014

up or down?

There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic "When I die I'll get it on my way up." chuckled the old man. Well when the old man died the wife went up to the attic and found that the bag of money was still there. "I knew I should have put that... Sign in to see full entry.

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3 yr old

A three-year-old had been told several times to get ready for bed. The last time his mom told him, she was every insistent. His response was, "Yes, Sir!" Since he was talking to his mother (and she is a woman), it was not expected of him to call her "Sir". "You would say, 'yes sir,' to a man, I am a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 31, 2014

halloween humor 3

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich. Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose? A bloodhound. What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! Who was the most... Sign in to see full entry.

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halloween humor

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests! Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine? Because he was having a coffin fit. What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 30, 2014

halloween humor

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara! Sign in to see full entry.

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quid pro quo

Two judges from a small county happen to be stopped for speeding on the same day. They agree that there's no point in calling the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge; they'll just go ahead and hear each other's case. The next morning, one judge takes the bench, the other sits at counsel table.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

KISS

During the initial space flights, Nasa discovered that biro pens didn’t work under zero gravity conditions. To beat the problem, Nasa spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space. The pen would work under zero gravity conditions due to the pressurized ink inside, it would work... Sign in to see full entry.

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halloween humor

A skeleton walks down empty Main Street. Suddenly he sees another skeleton carrying a gravestone. "Hey, what are you doing?” the other skeleton answers "Just strolling", "Why do have the gravestone, buddy?", "Because I always want to have some ID”. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

fleas

“Please keep your dog beside you, sir,” a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite to her on the bench at the park. “I can feel a flea in my shoe.” “Midnight, come here,” replied the man. “This woman has fleas.” Sign in to see full entry.

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playing poker

Four animals a Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede, all heavy smokers, were playing cards together. When the cigarettes run out, the snake, the big brother, said, "Cock, go out and get some packs! You know, I have NO legs." "But why me?" said the Cock, "I have only TWO legs!" So, the task fell on... Sign in to see full entry.

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