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Tuesday, November 11, 2014

dentist

A husband and wife entered the dentist's room. He said, "I want a tooth pulled. We are in a hurry - so no Novocain or gas. Just pull the tooth out." " You are a brave man,” said the dentist. "Now show me the tooth" "Open your mouth,” said the man to his wife and show the dentist which tooth it is,... Sign in to see full entry.

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irs

A man wrote a letter to the IRS: “I have been unable to sleep knowing that I have cheated on my income tax. I understated my taxable income and have enclosed a check for $200.00. If I still can’t sleep, I will send the rest.” Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 10, 2014

groaner!

A guy was standing at the bottom of the stairs listening to the bells. He decided to go up and meet the ringer. So he raced up the many stairs until finally he was standing not three meters away from quazimodo. In a soft voice he said "can I ring the bells" as the hunchback pushed his head against... Sign in to see full entry.

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pick up line

Man: Whats your name? Woman: Tammy Man: You should change it to Campbells, cause you're mmm mmm GOOD! Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 8, 2014

order, order in the court

These are from a book called Disorder in the Court, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters - who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q:... Sign in to see full entry.

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groaner

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7,8,9. wait for it kabu........... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 7, 2014

groaner

What did the moon say to the sun? So big and cant come out at night! Sign in to see full entry.

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in the court

Judge: Haven’t I seen you before? Man: Yes, Your Honor. I taught your daughter how to play the drums. Judge: Twenty years! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, November 6, 2014

highway

A hesitant driver, waiting for a traffic jam to clear, came to a complete stop on the freeway ramp. The traffic thinned, but the driver still waited. Finally a furious voice from the vehicle behind him cried, "The sign says 'Yield', not "give up!" Sign in to see full entry.

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jeb

Jeb and Jethro live in the hills, about 5 miles outside of town. Jeb asks Jethro to go in to town to pick up some lumber. Jethro walks the 5 miles to town to the local lumberyard. "Jeb says we're gonna need some 4 x 2's" Jethro tells the yardman. "Do you mean 2 x 4's?" asks the yardman. "Well, I... Sign in to see full entry.

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