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Thursday, January 8, 2015

choir practice

The choir had just come out of rehearsal. “Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home?” Mr. Harris asked a fellow choir member, David Grey. “Yes, I sing a lot. I use my voice just to kill time,” said David. Mr. Harris nodded, “You certainly have a fine weapon.” Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 7, 2015

eavesdropping

Two boy scouts went on a nature hike in the hills picking hickory nuts. Along the way, they filled their small pails and then started to fill their pockets and shirts. When they could hold no more nuts, they started down the country road until they came across a cemetery. The boys decided that would... Sign in to see full entry.

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jonah and the whale

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Q: What is the height of stupidity? A: 2 men sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat Sign in to see full entry.

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Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape? A: "BREATHE YOU IDIOT, BREATHE!" Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 5, 2015

dreaming

A guy tells his psychiatrist, “I always have this weird dream at night. I am locked in a room with a door on which there is a sign. I try to push it with all my strength, but no matter how hard I try, it won’t budge." The psychiatrist muses, “Interesting." But tell me what does the sign on the door... Sign in to see full entry.

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inkblots

This guy went to see a highly recommend psychiatrist. The doctor showed the man an inkblot and asked, "What does this remind you of?" The guy replied, "A naked woman." Then the shrink showed the man another inkblot and asked the guy the same question. The guy responded, "A naked woman on a bed."... Sign in to see full entry.

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inkblots

This guy went to see a highly recommend psychiatrist. The doctor showed the man an inkblot and asked, "What does this remind you of?" The guy replied, "A naked woman." Then the shrink showed the man another inkblot and asked the guy the same question. The guy responded, "A naked woman on a bed."... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, January 4, 2015

pick ups 2

Boy: Did you eat Lucky Charms this morning? Girl: No, why? Boy: Cause you're looking magically delicious! Sign in to see full entry.

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pickups

Guy: Miss, do have a bandaid? Girl: Yes, why? Guy: Because I scraped my knees when I fell for you! Sign in to see full entry.

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