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Friday, October 31, 2014

halloween humor

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests! Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine? Because he was having a coffin fit. What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 30, 2014

halloween humor

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara! Sign in to see full entry.

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quid pro quo

Two judges from a small county happen to be stopped for speeding on the same day. They agree that there's no point in calling the state Supreme Court for a visiting judge; they'll just go ahead and hear each other's case. The next morning, one judge takes the bench, the other sits at counsel table.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 29, 2014

KISS

During the initial space flights, Nasa discovered that biro pens didn’t work under zero gravity conditions. To beat the problem, Nasa spent 6 years and $2 million in designing a pen for use in space. The pen would work under zero gravity conditions due to the pressurized ink inside, it would work... Sign in to see full entry.

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halloween humor

A skeleton walks down empty Main Street. Suddenly he sees another skeleton carrying a gravestone. "Hey, what are you doing?” the other skeleton answers "Just strolling", "Why do have the gravestone, buddy?", "Because I always want to have some ID”. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 28, 2014

fleas

“Please keep your dog beside you, sir,” a woman said crossly to the man sitting opposite to her on the bench at the park. “I can feel a flea in my shoe.” “Midnight, come here,” replied the man. “This woman has fleas.” Sign in to see full entry.

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playing poker

Four animals a Snake, a Cock, a Cat and a Centipede, all heavy smokers, were playing cards together. When the cigarettes run out, the snake, the big brother, said, "Cock, go out and get some packs! You know, I have NO legs." "But why me?" said the Cock, "I have only TWO legs!" So, the task fell on... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 27, 2014

careful what you write

A man who was just married was flying to the Florida Keys for a business trip. His new bride was to accompany him the next day. When he got there he E-mailed his wife to let her know he made it there safely. When he sent the E-mail he miss-typed the address. In Boston, a grieving widow, whose... Sign in to see full entry.

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smack!

A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He asks, "What was that for?" She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jeez, honey, remember last week when I went to the track?... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 26, 2014

fishing

Two buddies are fishing, but they haven’t caught anything all day. Then, another fisherman walks by with a huge load of fish. They ask him "excuse me, but where did you get all those fish?" The other fisherman replies,” If you just go down the stream until the water isn't salty, there are a ton of... Sign in to see full entry.

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