ask a dumb question
Teacher: If you had 20p in one trouser pocket and 60p in the other, what do you have? Pupil: Someone else’s trousers, miss. Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, January 30, 2015
you can fly!
At a construction site on the 80th floor of a high rise building, the lone conservative on the crew was having a heated political discussion with the liberals on the project. Deciding to take a break, he called everyone over to the edge of the roof. "Did you know," he began, "that there are... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, January 29, 2015
lil johnny on the loose again
Teacher: Johnny, can you tell me what the four seasons are? Lil Johnny: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar. Sign in to see full entry.
Adam and Eve
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
lil johnny on the loose again
In chemistry class the subject was "oxidation - reduction.” The teacher was really excited and after the lesson asked the students in a very loud voice, “now tell me where is the electron? Where is it?" a drowsy lil johnny jumps up at this and shouts "o.k." Nobody moves. Sir, shut the door. We can... Sign in to see full entry.
Lil Susie
The teacher asks: Now, Susan, how may fingers have you? Susan: Ten. Teacher: Right. Now if you lost four of them, what would you have? Susan: No more piano lessons. Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
lil johnny on the loose again
“What would you like to be when you grow up Lil Johnny?” “I’d like to be a teacher, sir.” “Would you, indeed? And why would you like to be a teacher?” “Cause I wouldn’t have to do any more learning – I’d know everything by then!” Sign in to see full entry.
Lil johnny
“Johnny, if I had 20 marbles in my right pants pocket, 20 marbles in my left pants pocket, 40 marbles in my right hip pocket and 40 marbles in may left hip pocket – what would I have?” “Heavy pants, sir!” Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, January 26, 2015
moral of the story
The teacher was warning the class about the dangers of going to in cold weather insufficiently clad. “There was one a boy,” he said, “who was so eager to go out and play with his sled that he didn’t put a coat or scarf on; he caught a chill, the chill led to pneumonia and he died!” The teacher... Sign in to see full entry.
job interview
A candidate at a job interview was asked a tough question to which he mumbled an inaudible answer. The interviewer said "Come again?" The candidate got up, collected his file, went out of the room and came back again. Sign in to see full entry.