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Thursday, June 1, 2017

pun time

A doctor was in the habit of stopping at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender came to recognize this habit and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:05 pm. One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

ok riddle me this....adnohr and kabu question: what do you get when an earthquake happens in a cow pasture? wait for it wait for it a milkshake! Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Riddle me this: For adnohr and kabu Question: What did zero say to eight? Answer: Nice belt Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 28, 2017

for adnohr....the joke wasn't correct the way I found it....I had to change something What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 27, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 26, 2017

statistics professor

A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation. "I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're an accomplished professional, a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 25, 2017

Oh adnohr and kabu....this one is for both of you How do crazy people walk through the forest? The take the psycho path! Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 24, 2017

Riddle me this

For Adnohr What do you call Santa's helpers? subordinate clauses Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 23, 2017

puns for adnohr

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy. What do you call an academically successful slice of bread? An honor roll. I was addicted to the hokey pokey... but thankfully, I turned myself around. What do you have to do to have a party in space? You have to Planet. Claustrophobic people are... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 22, 2017

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