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Sunday, July 16, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny is constantly late for school and what's worse is that he always has a big lie explaining why. The teacher tells the principal that she has had it with his exaggerations. The principal tells her to send Johnny to him the next time he shows up late. He will tell Johnny a lie so big that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 13, 2017

puns for adnohr

Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Sein. A termite walks into a bar and says, "Where is the bar tender?" My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change." Why was Cinderella thrown off the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

A priest was talking to a group of kids about "being good" and going to heaven. At the end of his talk, he asked, "Where do you want to go?" "Heaven! Heaven!" Yelled Little Lisa. "And what do you have to be to get there?" asked the priest. "Dead!" Yelled Little Johnny. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 10, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny's Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms. "Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 9, 2017

puns for adnohr

What's the difference of deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nut are under a buck. What did E.T.'s mother say to him when he got home? "Where on Earth have you been?!" Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 7, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

"If you had a dollar," quizzed the teacher, "and you asked your father for another dollar and fifty cents, how much money would you have?" "One dollar." answered little Johnny. "You don't know your basic math." said the teacher shaking her head, disappointed. Little Johnny shook his head too, "You... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 5, 2017

lil johnny strikes again

The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.” Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 3, 2017

lil johnny strikes again

– Little Johnny, why does your little sister cry? – Because I helped her. – But that is a good thing! What did you help her with? – I helped her eat her gummy bears. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 30, 2017

lil johnny and the birds and bees

Lil Johnny's father asked him if he knows about the birds and bees. Crying Lil Johnny says I don't want to know! His father, confused, asks why. Crying lil Johnny says first there's no Santa Claus and no Easter bunny and no tooth fairy and if you are about to tell me that grown ups really don't have... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 29, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The firefighter giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked the class: "Does anyone know what this is?" Little Johnny's hand shot up and the firefighter called on him. Little Johnny replied: "That's how Mommy... Sign in to see full entry.

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