Wednesday, June 7, 2017
Dear Internal Revenue Service: Enclosed you will find my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, June 6, 2017
Riddle me this
Ok Kabu....this is one that you will surely get.... question: what do you get when you cross a brook and a stream? response: wet feet! Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, June 5, 2017
for FSI and SAM
Baseball bat: a wooden or metal bar that can easily fly out of someone’s hands. Foul ball: a moment when you think, Holy @#$%, I got a hit! Babe Ruth: someone who people tell you was also overweight. Right field: a quiet place where you can sit for long stretches and play with dandelions. Until... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, June 4, 2017
Riddle me this
Okay kabu....give this one a try Question: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike? Answer: the pavement Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, June 3, 2017
Riddle me this
Kabu....surely you solve this one.... Question: Why didn't the cashier laugh at the joke? \ Answer: Because he couldn't make sense of it! Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, June 2, 2017
Riddle me this
This is an easy one for kabu...... Question: Why can't a long nose be 12 inches Answer: because then it would be a foot! Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 1, 2017
pun time
A doctor was in the habit of stopping at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender came to recognize this habit and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:05 pm. One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 31, 2017
ok riddle me this....adnohr and kabu question: what do you get when an earthquake happens in a cow pasture? wait for it wait for it a milkshake! Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
Riddle me this: For adnohr and kabu Question: What did zero say to eight? Answer: Nice belt Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, May 28, 2017
for adnohr....the joke wasn't correct the way I found it....I had to change something What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer Sign in to see full entry.