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Wednesday, June 7, 2017

dear irs

Dear Internal Revenue Service: Enclosed you will find my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Riddle me this

Ok Kabu....this is one that you will surely get.... question: what do you get when you cross a brook and a stream? response: wet feet! Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 5, 2017

for FSI and SAM

Baseball bat: a wooden or metal bar that can easily fly out of someone’s hands. Foul ball: a moment when you think, Holy @#$%, I got a hit! Babe Ruth: someone who people tell you was also overweight. Right field: a quiet place where you can sit for long stretches and play with dandelions. Until... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 4, 2017

Riddle me this

Okay kabu....give this one a try Question: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike? Answer: the pavement Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 3, 2017

Riddle me this

Kabu....surely you solve this one.... Question: Why didn't the cashier laugh at the joke? \ Answer: Because he couldn't make sense of it! Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 2, 2017

Riddle me this

This is an easy one for kabu...... Question: Why can't a long nose be 12 inches Answer: because then it would be a foot! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 1, 2017

pun time

A doctor was in the habit of stopping at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender came to recognize this habit and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:05 pm. One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

ok riddle me this....adnohr and kabu question: what do you get when an earthquake happens in a cow pasture? wait for it wait for it a milkshake! Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Riddle me this: For adnohr and kabu Question: What did zero say to eight? Answer: Nice belt Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 28, 2017

for adnohr....the joke wasn't correct the way I found it....I had to change something What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer Sign in to see full entry.

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