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Monday, June 12, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 10, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month!" Later that afternoon, Johnny's dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. "That's it! No butter for you for one month!" says his dad.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 9, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 8, 2017

wedding bells

A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating between bride's side and groom's side). While facing the crowd, he would put his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step, ROAR... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 7, 2017

dear irs

Dear Internal Revenue Service: Enclosed you will find my 2006 tax return showing that I owe $3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA Today newspaper dated 12 November, wherein you will see the Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and NASA has paid... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Riddle me this

Ok Kabu....this is one that you will surely get.... question: what do you get when you cross a brook and a stream? response: wet feet! Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 5, 2017

for FSI and SAM

Baseball bat: a wooden or metal bar that can easily fly out of someone’s hands. Foul ball: a moment when you think, Holy @#$%, I got a hit! Babe Ruth: someone who people tell you was also overweight. Right field: a quiet place where you can sit for long stretches and play with dandelions. Until... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 4, 2017

Riddle me this

Okay kabu....give this one a try Question: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike? Answer: the pavement Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 3, 2017

Riddle me this

Kabu....surely you solve this one.... Question: Why didn't the cashier laugh at the joke? \ Answer: Because he couldn't make sense of it! Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 2, 2017

Riddle me this

This is an easy one for kabu...... Question: Why can't a long nose be 12 inches Answer: because then it would be a foot! Sign in to see full entry.

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