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Monday, June 5, 2017

for FSI and SAM

Baseball bat: a wooden or metal bar that can easily fly out of someone’s hands. Foul ball: a moment when you think, Holy @#$%, I got a hit! Babe Ruth: someone who people tell you was also overweight. Right field: a quiet place where you can sit for long stretches and play with dandelions. Until... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 4, 2017

Riddle me this

Okay kabu....give this one a try Question: What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike? Answer: the pavement Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 3, 2017

Riddle me this

Kabu....surely you solve this one.... Question: Why didn't the cashier laugh at the joke? \ Answer: Because he couldn't make sense of it! Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 2, 2017

Riddle me this

This is an easy one for kabu...... Question: Why can't a long nose be 12 inches Answer: because then it would be a foot! Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 1, 2017

pun time

A doctor was in the habit of stopping at a bar for a hazelnut daiquiri on his way home. The bartender came to recognize this habit and would always have the drink waiting at precisely 5:05 pm. One afternoon, as the end of the workday approached the bartender was dismayed to find that he was out of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 31, 2017

ok riddle me this....adnohr and kabu question: what do you get when an earthquake happens in a cow pasture? wait for it wait for it a milkshake! Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 30, 2017

Riddle me this: For adnohr and kabu Question: What did zero say to eight? Answer: Nice belt Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 28, 2017

for adnohr....the joke wasn't correct the way I found it....I had to change something What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 27, 2017

lil johnny on the loose

Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 26, 2017

statistics professor

A stats professor plans to travel to a conference by plane. When he passes the security check, they discover a bomb in his carry-on-baggage. Of course, he is hauled off immediately for interrogation. "I don't understand it!" the interrogating officer exclaims. "You're an accomplished professional, a... Sign in to see full entry.

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