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Errrr...
...have you never heard of Idi Amin? Papa Doc? Baby Doc? Robert Mugabe? Whoever the leader was in Rwanda who let 800,000 people be murdered in 100 days?
All races have their share of nutters.
Except, perhaps, the people of Tibet and Bhutan. Do you know the government of Bhutan measure GNH instead of GNP? H stands for Happiness.
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posted by
DamonLeigh
on January 14, 2005 at 2:26 AM
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DVORAK
Actually that seems quite logical, but on the other hand it still doesn't explain why only the white race spawns the psycho-maniacs...or at least the famous ones.
posted by
chris2303
on January 14, 2005 at 1:09 AM
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One theory
how white people got all the power.
While the "darkies" were running around Africa and South America where fruit grows plentiful, they didn't have to figure out how to rotate crops, save food for winter, survive the cold, and the whole lot. So while the indegineous of the hot countries were running around hunting animals, picking fruits, and letting their penises grow, the Nordic peoples had to plan for the future.
posted by
DVORAK
on January 13, 2005 at 4:32 PM
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tweedhead
Well, since you announced that I was the best writer and blogger of all time, I suppose it's only fair.
posted by
chris2303
on January 13, 2005 at 10:03 AM
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Welcome Chris, I just plagiarised your blog titles...so shoot me.
posted by
tweedhead
on January 13, 2005 at 5:03 AM
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Thanks tweedhead...
Lucky you're around to educate me.
posted by
chris2303
on January 13, 2005 at 4:38 AM
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A mullato is a hybrid between white and black American. In short, what you see, may not necessarily be what you get, capiche? Genetics make fools even of the wise.
posted by
tweedhead
on January 13, 2005 at 4:36 AM
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Damon
Well that's just great. First I get attacked by the church, and now white people. Hmph...
posted by
chris2303
on January 13, 2005 at 4:32 AM
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tweedhead
I understand your comment perfecly. What's a Mullato? I don't know what it is so I couldn't think of anything clever to say.
posted by
chris2303
on January 13, 2005 at 4:32 AM
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Jemmie211
Yeah, thanks! I've been there and left a comment, you naughty girl
posted by
chris2303
on January 13, 2005 at 4:29 AM
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Blogit Bigots....
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...BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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posted by
DamonLeigh
on January 13, 2005 at 4:22 AM
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I'm White...
...and I'm reporting you all to Blogit staff.
Bigots, the lot of ya.
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posted by
DamonLeigh
on January 13, 2005 at 4:21 AM
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I prefer White Lies to Black Mail or even Pink-Coloured eyeglasses. I hear that Mullatos couldn't care either way.
posted by
tweedhead
on January 13, 2005 at 4:03 AM
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Chris
You're mentioned in my Nympho blog!!!
posted by
Jemmie211
on January 13, 2005 at 1:15 AM
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renigade3
Haha, well don't tell him it was my idea!
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 11:50 PM
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DEVILINME1
You know I would, but you just live a bit too far out of my reach. What is it, like a million miles between us? I guess I'll just have to abuse myself for now. And tomorrow, and the day after, and the day after that...
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 11:52 PM
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Moohahaha
Excellent, and thank you for reading. Usually people turn green when they read my blogs, so I'm pretty chuffed.
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 11:50 PM
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Ca88andra
Thanks, now pass that tequila! ;)
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 11:48 PM
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BigSur
Thank you very much, glad you liked it.
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 11:47 PM
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I just slapped myself.
Now I think I'll go hit my husband, too. Been looking for an excuse...
posted by
Renigade
on January 12, 2005 at 9:15 PM
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abuse the nearest white person.. hmmm.. well, how bout after abusing
yourself.. you come and punish me too.. lol......
posted by
Kiddo75
on January 12, 2005 at 6:29 PM
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"And that just ain't smooth, criminal" ...
okay, that has me laughing so hard my pathetically white skin is turning pink ;).
posted by
Moohahaha
on January 12, 2005 at 5:46 PM
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Well perceived and well written, I enjoyed it with a pinch of salt and a squeeze of lemon...
posted by
Ca88andra
on January 12, 2005 at 2:33 PM
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That was hilarious
Nice Work
posted by
BigSur
on January 12, 2005 at 1:25 PM
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beachbelle: Haha, I am 24, so I haven't missed out on anything exciting
over the last 20 years, at least. And thanks for the info on the people list. It's actually quite embarrassing that I didn't get it. I too have a big, sucky list. haha
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 10:31 AM
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MiaElla
Yeah, the red face with two white circles doesn't look too clever, and I was unaware of the butt crack thing. Then again, white people are the biggest arse holes...
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 10:30 AM
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Chris2303
It's a miracle you can even remember him. Re the list it works against people further down the alphabet. Most of my best people are off screen but then I am very sucky and have a big list
posted by
beachbelle
on January 12, 2005 at 10:28 AM
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chris
You forgot...white people also have the biggest butt cracks ever...trust me on this....oh, and raccoon eyes, because they forget to take off their sun glasses or googles while tanning....lol.
posted by
MiaElla
on January 12, 2005 at 10:27 AM
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beachbelle
You're right...the first image that came to my head was John Major (from 'Spitting Image').
Listen, I'm putting you back on the list...I was trying to work out why everyone on my list wasn't being displayed, but it turns out you can only display ten.. It's taken me a while to figure that out, which is pretty sad...
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 10:23 AM
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Chris2303
From my understanding the British are a grey shade of white.
And hey it was about time I was kicked off your people list.
posted by
beachbelle
on January 12, 2005 at 10:19 AM
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CunningLinguist
Good work my friend...now, about this WWW thing...won't people assume we're some sort of internet site, probably porn? 'Cos that would be great, and it would certainly help with the abuse.
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 10:07 AM
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Way ahead of you. I'm constantly abusing myself.
great post. We should form a Ku Klux Klan to go after Whitey. We could call it the WWW.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on January 12, 2005 at 10:02 AM
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WHAMENATOR
Yeah but this time round you also got a huge pair of bozonkers. Beats rhythm anytime...;)
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 9:41 AM
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Chris2303.........
Maybe EMINEM is not completely White???? Maybe his is an octaroon or something, and has 1/8 Black blood which makes him look white and still have rythm.
Or maybe in his last life, he was a Black man, and he came back White this time for the advantages? That is what happened to me! In my last life I was a Sista, and when I came back this time, I got to keep my ass, but I gave up a lot of my rythm~~~at least on the dance floor. 
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 12, 2005 at 9:12 AM
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Klara Roberts
You can stay as long as you wish, just as long as you don't make a mess ;)
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 7:31 AM
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Can I start here, Chris? You're the first I've seen today! LOL
posted by
KlaraRoberts
on January 12, 2005 at 7:18 AM
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homegirl
More interesting because it's all true, I suppose.
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 6:45 AM
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YLF
Haha, good girl ;)
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 6:44 AM
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UMMMMM THAT WAS ..... INTERESTING?
posted by
homegirl
on January 12, 2005 at 6:19 AM
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Well, I've done my part this morning.
posted by
TARZANA
on January 12, 2005 at 6:18 AM
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SYMPHONY
Thank you my dear, very kind
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 5:05 AM
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Cynthia
Haha, I'm glad you liked it. Hopefully I didn't sound too much like Michael Moore...
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 5:04 AM
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Ariala
Yeah, the teeth could just be a British thing. Over here, we like yellow, disfigured emanel in our mouths. And yes, I bet you are a mean dancer, probably elbowing people in the face all over the show
posted by
chris2303
on January 12, 2005 at 5:02 AM
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ROFL
your creative abilty goes beyond......so fucking hilarious....
posted by
_Symphony_
on January 12, 2005 at 4:59 AM
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Chris, this post goes right to the top
as being one of my all time favorites. It's a mystery to me how white guys do it. Thank G*# I'm just a woman.
posted by
Cynthia
on January 12, 2005 at 4:58 AM
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LOL...and then you've got me...here I was born in facking Africa and I'm
not black. I do wear cool shades though, and have white teeth and am a mean dancer...
I like moths, but I think that's a white thing.
posted by
Ariala
on January 12, 2005 at 4:57 AM
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