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Good idea. Don't want anything interfering with our 'performance'. I'll leave the 6-pack of gin with Mother.
posted by
mark2556
on January 22, 2005 at 7:23 AM
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mark
If you cancel out the drinks then you've got yourself a deal my good man. Woo
posted by
chris2303
on January 22, 2005 at 6:58 AM
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Wait a minute...you have 3 inches now?
Item First: The Robo-Wank works! Congratulations!!
Item Next: Can we get together later for drinks and opium?
posted by
mark2556
on January 22, 2005 at 6:05 AM
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RachelAnna
So do I, then I cab finally be a real man.
posted by
chris2303
on January 22, 2005 at 5:54 AM
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Whammie
ROFL
posted by
David1Spirit
on January 21, 2005 at 1:36 PM
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LMAO!
Hope it works...
posted by
RachelAnna
on January 21, 2005 at 1:34 PM
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Well OK then, but I do have a fourteen inch tongue.
Comes in handy for reaching peanut butter jars at high altitude.
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 12:33 PM
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Well, er, yeah...well it's kind of marshmallow fluff...
you might need to have a sponge ready. And man, that's bad news about Moo moo. Oh what's the point in living...?
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 12:27 PM
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Chris, for your sake I hope the contraption works....
you said before you had 3 inches. How about I just suck your thumb or your big toe, instead, so at least I can get some sensation, too?
posted by
WHAMENATOR
on January 21, 2005 at 12:26 PM
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HAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAHHH
My side hurts from laughing....dealing with the inferior species here.
posted by
MiaElla
on January 21, 2005 at 12:26 PM
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You 2 guys
ROFL!
posted by
David1Spirit
on January 21, 2005 at 12:22 PM
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Well, shit, this is darned embarrassing...I just noticed Moo Moo's a female. On the plus side, I guess that means I'm not a homo.
Send the niece along anyway, and some Marshmallow Fluff..
posted by
mark2556
on January 21, 2005 at 12:20 PM
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Tell him to hold on just a bit longer,
My niece said she wanted some of the action. She's on her way right now...
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 12:13 PM
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Moo-Moo the Midget would appreciate a little less chatter...
He just told he's "almost there" in sign language.
posted by
mark2556
on January 21, 2005 at 12:08 PM
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No, Moo Moo the midget is just a fluffer - we pay him minimum wage.
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 12:04 PM
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So, that's what that thing is men carry around, and here I thought it
was Moo Moo the midgit.
posted by
Ariala
on January 21, 2005 at 12:01 PM
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THAT was friggin' rude...
lucky my mother didn't hear that, the filthy bitch.
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 11:58 AM
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Hey, Miaella's right..this thing IS fun to play with! It's going through all kinds of gyrations and color-changes, and I think it's trying to talk to me! Hang on.....well, THAT was friggin rude!
posted by
mark2556
on January 21, 2005 at 11:55 AM
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MiaElla: Yeah but multiple orgasms is the ultimate genital ability.
But you're right, freedom of pee is always useful.
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 11:51 AM
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Hmm, green baby gravy?
Just blow it like you do with snot.
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 11:50 AM
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Chris
I have to disagree...a penis is way more fun to play with...it actually does stuff...ya know...cool stuff...like go from soft to hard, change colors, throb, wiggle on it's own accord...i'm so jealous....and you can write things in the snow, and stand up and pee, and have wet dreams...the list go on and on...lol.....
posted by
MiaElla
on January 21, 2005 at 11:48 AM
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Penises don't have nosebleeds? Well, that explains why the goo running out of mine is green, not red.
posted by
mark2556
on January 21, 2005 at 11:46 AM
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MiaElla
Actually I think vaginas are the better equipment. You can get multiple orgasms out of them, whereas you only get one with a penis. Although, penises don't have nosebleeds like vaginas do...
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 11:44 AM
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mark
No, mine just smiles a lot. Her name is Albert, which I find a little peculiar...
Oh yeah baby
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 11:43 AM
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chris
It's times like this that I wish I had a penis.
posted by
MiaElla
on January 21, 2005 at 11:41 AM
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Hey, I ordered one of those, too!
Does yours demand hamburgers and Milk Duds all the time, too? And cuddling?
At least it comes with a washable splash-gaurd.
posted by
mark2556
on January 21, 2005 at 11:39 AM
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Davil: No way, I'm not giving away its precious secrets, or sauces...
posted by
chris2303
on January 21, 2005 at 11:39 AM
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If it works let me know
If it gives "perfect oral" well..............!
posted by
David1Spirit
on January 21, 2005 at 11:21 AM
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