Just thinking.
If the Smurfs made a porno, that would be a blue movie, wouldn’t it? Toss in Snow White and the seven dwarves and you’ve got something. I live in a remote area, and while it’s not the end of the world, we do have front row seats. The local sport seems to be competitive drinking and mailbox bashing. The talk around the coffee cups in the local café usually goes something like this, “Whu’d the Govmint do tuday?” “Everthin.’” “Whut’s the Govmint guna dew ‘bout that there Mad Cow thang?” “Nuthin’”... Sign in to see full entry.