Warped thoughts for Thursday, January 29, 2004

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Thursday, January 29, 2004

half of a top-ten list

WMDs are Weapons of Mass Deception, War of Mass Deception. We Meant Dildos. Elmer Fudd says WMD meant Weawy Mean Dictatow. Rush says Weak Minded Democrats. Today is hump day, but in the porn industry, every day is hump day. Hee Hee. Wal-mart adds a store a day in 04. Soon the last job in America will be a greeter at wal-mart, and you will have to compete with Donald Trump for that. Sign in to see full entry.

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