Warped thoughts for Saturday, January 24, 2004

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Saturday, January 24, 2004

Red Rover, Red Rover, send Opportunity right over.

Mars, the Martian plain is not so plane and that is a pain. Spirit sputters, NASA mutters, tries for frequent fryer miles. Will the 2 nd Rover fry its circuits? Will the 1 st Rover undergo therapy and find its center once again? One can only surmise after the Martian sunrise the science boys and girls will not get a surprise. One thing about a “personed” Mars mission, who in their right mind would want to go? Get into trouble on the Martian surface, push the OnStar button and all you get is... Sign in to see full entry.

Throwing your money down a rats ass-hole.

Is the insurance industry the most corrupt organization on the face of the planet? Could the Mafia get away with demanding that you carry insurance, then when you use it, they could raise your rates or even cancel your coverage? They take your money. You are afraid to make a claim. When you move to another company, the first one keeps ALL your money. What the hell? Lets start a fund that you keep the money! You paid it in, it should be yours, or at least a part of it. If I went up to you and... Sign in to see full entry.

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