One day, a blonde and a brunette were walking through the park.
Suddenly, the brunette said, "Oh, look, a dead birdie!" The blonde looked up, scanned the sky and said, "Oh my God! Where?" Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
Monday, February 11, 2013
A blonde was riding in the back of a pick-up truck...
when the truck drove off the road and went into a pond. The driver made it out, stood at the shore and called to her to come out of the water! “You’ll have to come and help me,” she yelled back. “I can’t open the tailgate!” Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, February 10, 2013
There was this redhead who told her sister she had slept with a Brazilian.
Her gorgeous blonde sister said, “Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?” Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, February 7, 2013
A blonde and a brunette met in a bar after work for a drink...
and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The brunette bet the blonde $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the blonde replied, "I'll take that bet!" Sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the brunette the $50. The brunette said, "I can't take... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, February 6, 2013
A woman yells to a blonde from across a river...
"How do I get on the other side!?" The blonde yells back, "You are on the other side!" Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, February 2, 2013
A blonde was going on a plane trip to New York.
When the attendant came by and asked for her ticket, she told the blonde, "I'm sorry. Your ticket isn't for first class. Could you please move to your seat?" The blonde replied, "Im blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm going to New York." The attendant said, “That’s fine miss, but you'll have to go to... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, January 31, 2013
Once a blonde decided to go ice fishing...
She grabbed all her equipment and put on her fishing outfit. She walked out onto the icy surface and found a good spot. She took a knife and made a large circle in the ice with it. "NO! Not there! You will find no fish!" a booming voice announced out of nowhere. So the blonde moved a few feet away... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, January 29, 2013
Two bowling teams, one of them all blondes, the other one all brunettes,
charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus and the blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is whooping it up, having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, January 27, 2013
There was a blonde named Cindy, who was in deep financial problems.
So she gets on her knees and prays, "Dear God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or I'll lose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn't win. The next day she again prays to God, "God! I really, really, really need your help! I'll lose my car, the house, and everything... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, January 23, 2013
The other day I asked my beautiful blonde girlfriend...
“Sweetie, why do you keep a wire coat hanger on the back seat of your car?” She said, “Dummy! Don’t you know anything? It’s for when I lock the keys in my car, like...” Sign in to see full entry.