There was a blonde named Cindy, who was in deep financial problems.
So she gets on her knees and prays, "Dear God, please let me win the lottery. I really need your help or I'll lose my car, the house, and everything else." She doesn't win. The next day she again prays to God, "God! I really, really, really need your help! I'll lose my car, the house, and everything... Sign in to see full entry.