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Thursday, August 20, 2015

The biggest joke of the day…

I haven’t posted anything here for a while, mainly because my gorgeous blonde girlfriend, the delightful source of much levity, has still not returned from Sweden. Yes, she does write me, but unfortunately it’s all Swedish to me… I said the biggest joke of the day? Of the day? Maybe I should have... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 15, 2014

A black buddy of mine sent me an email…

And I’m just posting it the way I received it… This was written by a black gentleman in Texas. And it’s so funny. What a great sense of humor and creativity!!! When I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK, When I was... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 22, 2014

A Joke? Sort of – but then there comes the real one…

My gorgeous blonde girlfriend is currently visiting her parents in Sweden, and when she calls me she speaks Swedish, so we’ve got a bit of a problem, because I don’t… Anyway, rummaging around aimlessly on the web, I came across one of those jokes explaining what different people do under certain... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, October 3, 2014

My gorgeous blonde girlfriend and I…

…were at a party the other night. Among the guests was a very pleasant and interesting Catholic priest, and no, we didn’t talk religion at all! And as we were sipping our drinks and chatting I noticed my girlfriend was silent and kept staring at him… I felt a bit bad for her but didn’t quite know... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, August 29, 2014

My scrumptious blonde girlfriend called me…

“Honey,” she said, “how does one spell pm? “Huh?” “Yeah, how!? With a p and an m?” “Darling, are you alright?” “Yeah, I’m alright – but I’m angry that people are so stupid!” “Sweetheart, it’s a pity of course, but don’t be angry – I’m not either, otherwise I’d be a very angry man! So can you tell me... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, August 9, 2014

My scrumptious blonde girlfriend called me last night…

“Honey,” she said, “what does IDK stand for?” “I don’t know.” “Oh, you don’t know either?” “I do! I don’t know!” “Honey, if you do, why won’t you tell me?” “I just did!” “No, you didn’t! You said you don’t know! “No, I didn’t! I told you I do know! “You didn’t? You didn’t? I heard you say that you... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, July 8, 2014

My luscious blonde girlfriend called me last night…

“Honey,” she said, “please don’t call me right now!” “Oh? What’s wrong, sweetie?” “Well, I’m doing my ironing at this moment, and I don’t want to put the iron to my ear by accident!” “Heavens! That would be terrible! Alright, I won’t call you…” As I was about to hang up she uttered a piercing... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, June 27, 2014

My gorgeous blonde girlfriend called me tonight...

“Honey”, she said, “ I think you’re going to be proud of me!” “I love you sweetheart, and I’m…I’m always proud of you – what is it this time?” “You know I enrolled in this nursing course, to do something really useful…? “Yes, I remember, darling… “Well, I had my first test today – it was all about... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

My voluptuous blonde girlfriend called me last night…

“Honey,” she said, “I can’t take it any longer!” “What’s the problem, darling?” “You know this computer you gave me so I could learn how to use it?” “Yeah…so?” “It’s playing tricks on me, and I don’t know what to do any more…” “Tricks? I don’t understand…” “Well, I don’t understand it either, and... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

My exquisitely beautiful blonde girlfriend called me last night…

“Honey,” she said, “remember you told me I should read a bit more?” “Ah…yes, I did, sweetheart!” “Well, I went to the library and took out one of the biggest books they had.” “That’s wonderful, my sugar plum…” “Yeah, but I’ve got a problem with it – there’s many people in it, but I can’t make out... Sign in to see full entry.

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