‘RUNAWAY BOTTOM’ READY TO TIE KNOT WITH SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
‘I NEEDED TO FIND MYSELF’ TINKY WINKY SAYS ON EVE OF WEDDING Houston (State Bore News) – Is the caterer ready? Will the string quartet show? What about the cake? The Rabbi - how about Sponge Bob’s Rabbi? Judge Hillary? Has his honor confirmed? "Life was overwhelming," British children’s television character Tinky Winky told The Bore Wednesday as last minute arrangements cleared the way for Texas’ first same-sex union. "I’m, like, so totally sorry I ever ran off. I saw all the headlines about... Sign in to see full entry.