TERROR! JUDGE CHIMP ‘PUT DOWN’ FOLLOWING RAMPAGE
FEDERAL JUDGE REPORTEDLY FURIOUS OVER SCORNING BY BUSH Houston (State Bore News) – Houston Animal Control officers shot and killed the Bakersfield Chimp Tuesday night. The shooting followed President Bush’s primetime announcement of the nomination of D.C. Circuit Court Judge John Roberts to the United States Supreme Court. Federal Judge Chimp reportedly expected to be Bush’s nominee. The Judge became irate during a pressing interview by News 2 Houston! tele-reporter Cindy Jo Garza. The interview... Sign in to see full entry.