The State Bore of Texas: ‘Above the Bench!’ Initiative Takes Aim at Judicial Masturbation Pandemic

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Sunday, July 3, 2005

‘Above the Bench!’ Initiative Takes Aim at Judicial Masturbation Pandemic

FOR TOO MANY IN THE BLACK ROBE, IDLE HANDS ARE THE DEVIL’S TOOLS Dallas (State Bore News) – For Miriam McKinney, Ph.D., coordinator of the State Bar of Texas’ Above the Bench! initiative, the work is a deeply personal calling. "My Dad was a State Civil District Judge, and his father before him was a Federal Judge. Both were habitual masturbators on the bench and left in disgrace." But McKinney hopes efforts such as Above the Bench! will stop the cycle of pain. "It’s worse than we ever imagined,"... Sign in to see full entry.

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