UNITY! BAKERSFIELD CHIMP LEADING CHOICE TO REPLACE O’CONNOR
Perfect Combination as Progessive and Strict Constructionist WASHINGTON, D.C. (State Bore News) -- The State Bore Washington Bureau has learned from well-placed sources that The Bakersfield Chimp has emerged as the leading choice of key Republicans and Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee to replace retiring Justice Sandra Day O’Connor. The Chimp was acquitted last month by a California jury of charges it had mauled an animal lover and his wife. With both political parties fearing the... Sign in to see full entry.