Wrong number
Just after waking up this morning, I heard the faint call of my phone from the living room... jumped out of bed, and got to it before it gave up. Hello? Is Artis there? Who? Is Artis there? No, you have the wrong number. Oh. Well maybe you can help me... The Police Benevolent Ass... No. You do this every time, you call a wrong number then try to rope me in anyway. Every time. Either call me, or call the guy you want. Then I hung up. Every time--at least once a year for several years now, they've... Sign in to see full entry.