Oh no you didn't!

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Friday, November 21, 2014

not so charming!

Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog in a pond. The frog said to the princess, " I once was a handsome prince until an evil witch put a spell on me. One kiss from you and I will turn back into a prince and then we can marry, move into the castle with... Sign in to see full entry.

no you didn't!

"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then, why did you invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

bear hunting

These bear hunters were sitting around the cabin the night before the hunt bragging about their passt hunts. The cabin boy was listening and went over and said "you guys make it seem pretty hard on capturing a bear". They all laughed and said "it is hard; do you think you could bag one"? "I can go... Sign in to see full entry.

water hole

So one day, Gramma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get some water for cooking dinner. As he was dipping the bucket in, he saw two big eyes looking back at him. He dropped the bucket and hightailed it for Gramma's kitchen. "Well now, where's my bucket and where's my water?" Gramma... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 19, 2014

groaner!

Q. What do you call a lady with one leg shorter than the other?? A. "I - lean" Sign in to see full entry.

ask a dumb question

A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, "What will it be today?" Guy says, "well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up." Barber says, "Now why in the world do you want your hair cut like that." Guy says,... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 18, 2014

Aint what I heard! II

An Antartian died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer three questions: 1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T". 2.... Sign in to see full entry.

that's not what I heard!

Maurice an 82 year-old man went to the doctor for his physical. A few days later the doctor saw Maurice walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later do doctor spoke to Maurice and said, “You’re really dong great, aren’t you?” Maurice replied, “Just doing what... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 16, 2014

singing

The choir had just come out of rehearsal. “Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home?” Mr. Harris asked a fellow choir member, David Grey. “Yes, I sing a lot. I use my voice just to kill time,” said David. Mr. Harris nodded, “You certainly have a fine weapon.” Sign in to see full entry.

playing piano

The doorbell rang, and the lady of the house discovered a workman, complete with tool chest, on the front door. “Lady,” he announced, “I’m the piano tuner.” The lady exclaimed, “Why, I didn’t send for a piano tuner.” The man replied, “I know, but our neighbors did.” Sign in to see full entry.