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Wednesday, November 5, 2014

ungrateful!

A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. I welcome you into the family,” said the man. “To show you how much we care for you, I am making you a 50-50 partner in my business. All you have to do is go to the factory everyday and learn the operation.” The son-in-law... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, November 4, 2014

groaner alert

Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe, as it happens, near Transylvania. They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway. It was late, and raining very hard. Bob could barely see 20 feet in front of the car. Suddenly the car skids out of control! Bob attempts... Sign in to see full entry.

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Dorothy

Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz? She had three men giving her directions. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 3, 2014

science humor

Two molecules are walking down the street and one starts looking around. The other asks, "What's wrong?" "I have lost my electron!" "Are you sure?" "I'm positive!" Sign in to see full entry.

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drinking

Bubba and Johnny Ray, two good ole boys from North Carolina, were sitting' on the front porch drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by. "I'm gonna do that when I win the lottery," said Bubba. "Do what?" asked Johnny Ray. "Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, November 1, 2014

up or down?

There once was an old man who was about to die. He told his wife to put a bag of money in the attic "When I die I'll get it on my way up." chuckled the old man. Well when the old man died the wife went up to the attic and found that the bag of money was still there. "I knew I should have put that... Sign in to see full entry.

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3 yr old

A three-year-old had been told several times to get ready for bed. The last time his mom told him, she was every insistent. His response was, "Yes, Sir!" Since he was talking to his mother (and she is a woman), it was not expected of him to call her "Sir". "You would say, 'yes sir,' to a man, I am a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 31, 2014

halloween humor 3

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn? It was a stake sandwich. Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose? A bloodhound. What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer. What do skeletons always order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! Who was the most... Sign in to see full entry.

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halloween humor

What would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher? Lots of blood tests! Why did Dracula's mother give him cough medicine? Because he was having a coffin fit. What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog? I don't know, but it is great at chasing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 30, 2014

halloween humor

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween? Mash-scara! Sign in to see full entry.

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