valentine gifts 2
What happened when the man fell in love with his garden? It made him wed his plants! ____________________ What happened when the two angels got married? They lived harpily ever after! Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, February 14, 2015
Valentine's Day joke
A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight." he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife.... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, February 13, 2015
Valentine's Day joke
What do single people call Valentine's Day? Happy Independence Day! What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has a date on Valentine's day. Sign in to see full entry.
Our generation never got a break. When we were young they taught us to respect our elders. Now that we are older, they tell us to listen to the youth of the country. Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
joke from facebook
Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of character istically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and... Sign in to see full entry.
valentine gifts 2
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called? A: His ghoul-friend. Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her? A: Antelope. Sign in to see full entry.
Valentine's Day joke
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch? A: You turn me on. Q: Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? A: No, but they had an Apple. (Wait for it Kabu ) Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, February 10, 2015
valentine gifts 2
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?' Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered,... Sign in to see full entry.
valentine gifts
Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. 'Yes,' came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, 'I've bought her a belt and a bag.' 'That was very kind of you,' Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought.' Tony smiled as he replied, 'So do... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, February 8, 2015
honey what if...
A married couple, both avid golfers, was discussing the future one night. "Honey", the wife said, "if I were to die and you were to remarry, would you two live in this house?" "I suppose so - it's paid for." "How about our car? Continued the woman. "Would the two of you keep that? "I suppose so -... Sign in to see full entry.