why
Q. Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas rather than through the door? A. Because it soot’s him! Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, January 1, 2015
santa
It's Christmas Eve and mom is busily preparing the last minute decorations in the family room when little Sally say: "Mom, don't forget to put out the treat for Santa next to the fireplace." Distracted, the mom thanks Sally and goes to the kitchen for Santa's treat. Later, when putting her to bed... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, December 31, 2014
rudolph
A man and his wife are sitting at the kitchen table, which is next to the window. The man's name is Rudolph, and since he is Russian, people call him "Rudolph the Red." Rudolph looked out the window and said to his wife, "Oh look honey, it's raining outside." She looks out as well and says, "No, I... Sign in to see full entry.
next generation
A college student challenged a senior citizen, saying it was impossible for their generation to understand his. “You grew up in a different world,” the student said. “Today we have television, jet planes, space travel, nuclear energy, computers…” Taking advantage of a pause in the student’s litany,... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, December 29, 2014
tv
Things learned from TV: All crimes are solved in 1 hour. The Good guy always wins. When you’re trapped, you always find a way out. A trip from Los Angeles to China takes 5 seconds. All women still have makeup on when they wake up in the morning. When you’re a hero, you will never get burnt in a... Sign in to see full entry.
stranger in texas
One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. "A cup of milk please." he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, December 27, 2014
donations
Answering the phone, the priest was surprised to hear the caller introduce herself as an IRS auditor. “But we do not pay taxes,” the priest said. “It isn’t you, Father, it’s one of your parishioner, Sean McCullough. He indicates on his tax return that he gave a donation of $15,000 to the church last... Sign in to see full entry.
had it all
A man is complaining to a friend: “I had it all, money, a beautiful house, a nice car, a great motorcycle, the love of a beautiful woman. Then it was all gone!” “What happened?” asks the friend. “My wife found out!” replied the man. Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, December 25, 2014
xmas shopping
On Christmas Eve, Nathan thought it would be nice to buy his wife a little gift for the next day. Always short of money, he thought long and hard about what that present might be' Unable to decide, Nathan entered Debenhams and in the cosmetics section he asked the girl, 'How about some perfume?' She... Sign in to see full entry.
xmas turkey
It was Christmas Eve in at the meat counter and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said, 'Excuse me. Do these turkeys get any bigger?' 'No, madam, 'he replied, 'they're all dead.' Sign in to see full entry.