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Wednesday, March 27, 2013

Joy and Temperance and Repose Slam the door on the doctor's nose...

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Capers Capers may help with: Gout Coughs Diarrhea Supports organs and systems: Digestive system Bowel Respiratory system Notes about Capers: A caper acts as an astringent. Celiac disease Healing foods for celiac disease Sorghum Buckwheat Healing nutrients and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

If I'd known I was going to live so long, I'd have taken better care of

myself. Leon Eldred Cantaloupe Cantaloupe may help with: Heart disease Angina Immune system deficiency Acne Supports organs and systems: Heart disorders Skin disorders Immune system Nutrients found in Cantaloupe: Potassium Beta-carotene Carotenes Pantothenic acid Vitamin C Niacin Folic acid Vitamin... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 25, 2013

Physical ills are the taxes laid upon this wretched life; some are taxed

higher, and some lower, but all pay something. Lord Chesterfield Cabbage juice Cabbage juice may help with: Peptic ulcers Supports organs and systems: Digestive system Candida Healing foods for candida Kohlrabi Lettuce Shiitake mushroom Healing herbs for candida Pau d'arco Garlic Thyme Cinnamon... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 24, 2013

Red meat is not bad for you. Now blue-green meat, that's bad for you!

Tommy Smothers Cabbage Cabbage may help with: Cancer Depression Lung cancer Estrogen metabolism Peptic ulcers Stomach ulcers Hot flashes Prostate cancer Breast cancer Colon cancer Stomach cancer Constipation Colds Coughs Inflammation Abdominal spasms Arthritis Asthma Stomach pain Rheumatoid... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 23, 2013

In order to change we must be sick and tired of being sick and tired...

Author Unknown Button mushroom Button mushroom may help with: Cancer Nutrients found in Button mushroom: Zinc Potassium Copper Pantothenic acid Riboflavin Niacin Selenium Bruises Healing herbs for bruises St john's wort Arnica Bay leaf Healing supplements for bruises Propolis Burning eyes Healing... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 22, 2013

The best six doctors anywhere And no one can deny it Are sunshine, water,

rest, and air Exercise and diet. These six will gladly you attend If only you are willing Your mind they'll ease Your will they'll mend And charge you not a shilling. Nursery rhyme quoted by Wayne Fields, What the River Knows, 1990 Butternut squash Butternut squash may help with: Heart disease... Sign in to see full entry.

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The best six doctors anywhere And no one can deny it Are sunshine, water,

rest, and air Exercise and diet. These six will gladly you attend If only you are willing Your mind they'll ease Your will they'll mend And charge you not a shilling. Nursery rhyme quoted by Wayne Fields, What the River Knows, 1990 Butternut squash Butternut squash may help with: Heart disease... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 21, 2013

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of

nothing. Redd Foxx Butterhead lettuce Butterhead lettuce may help with: Cancer Nutrients found in Butterhead lettuce: Folate Zinc Potassium Calcium Vitamin B3 Vitamin A Vitamin C Notes about Butterhead lettuce: Butterhead lettuce is a detoxifying vegetable. Blurred vision Healing foods for blurred... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Just as a candle cannot burn without fire, men cannot live without a

spiritual life. Buddha Butterbeans Butterbeans may help with: High cholesterol Supports organs and systems: Bone marrow Glands Hair Skin disorders Nutrients found in Butterbeans: Folate Zinc Potassium Phosphorus Manganese Magnesium Iron Vitamin B3 Vitamin B5 Notes about Butterbeans: Butterbean can... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 19, 2013

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what

you don't like, and do what you'd druther not. Mark Twain Bulgur Nutrients found in Bulgur: Phosphorus Magnesium Iron Copper Vitamin B3 Vitamin B2 Vitamin B1 Notes about Bulgur: Avoid bulgur if you are allergic to gluten in wheat. Bleeding Healing foods for bleeding Spinach Chestnuts Sour cherries... Sign in to see full entry.

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