Here's Your Daily Groan!
Which is Minnie Mouse’s favorite car? A Minnie van. In a race, how did one tomato cheer the other? Ketchup! You see a robbery in an Apple store. What are you? An I-witness. How did the buffalo bid adieu to his son? Bison! The duck bought lip gloss and said what? Put it on my bill. Why didn’t the... Sign in to see full entry.