Here's Your Daily Groaner!
'Groaner' Dad Jokes' My landlord told me we need to talk about the heating bill. "Sure," I said. "My door is always open." I built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked if it was to scale. "No," I said. "It's to look at." What has five toes and isn't your foot? My foot. When I was a kid, my... Sign in to see full entry.