Here's Your Daily Groan!
What do you call an obnoxious reindeer? Rude-olph. Why is it always cold in December? Because it's Decembrrrrrr! How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing, it was on the house! What do you call a reindeer with three eyes? A "Reiiindeer"! What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes (or Ice... Sign in to see full entry.