Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Thursday, September 15, 2005

Catch Me! Please Catch Me! I Promise Not To Dig In!

Yeah, right, cat. This is a pic of a guy who was able to get back in his house to retrieve some items from a safe and his cat. I strongly recommend he figure out another way to get the cat down other than having it jump into his arms. Sign in to see full entry.

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Those don't work on me anymore. Those just make me mad.

Said by a 5 year old to her mother when she was about to get a couple of swats after overhearing her dad talk about corporal punishment. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 14, 2005

Mind-numbingly Stupid Quotes about Katrina

"I don't think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees." -President Bush, on "Good Morning America," Sept. 1, 2005, six days after repeated warnings from experts about the scope of damage expected from Hurricane Katrina (Source) "What I'm hearing which is sort of scary is that they all want to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thanks

Have you ever had someone say thank you and just felt that "you're welcome" didn't sound right? Examples: Thank you for being kind to me. Thank you for not treating me badly. I tend to say something like "I'm glad you came to me," or "I'm glad I could be there for you." Sign in to see full entry.

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Thank you, Mr. President, but it is not enough

President Bush took responsibility Tuesday for the Federal failures in the Katrina Aid debacle. They have appointed R. David Paullson as acting FEMA director. Paullson is a career firefighter with 30 years of rescue experience. Mr. President, you want to do the right thing? Get this guy approved or... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 13, 2005

Thoughts on Nine Eleven

I don't know if I gave it much thought at all last year. This year I have been swamped with stuff going on, so I have been a bit distracted. I am just glad there were no birthdays I needed to celebrate with anyone right now. On Tuesday September 11, 2001 America was attacked by foreign nationals who... Sign in to see full entry.

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A teensy bit of dialogue

"What was that for?" She said, looking slightly confused. "What was what for?" I said. "The hug. Why did you hug me?" She asked. "Oh no real reason, just topping off your tank." "Really? So what kinda car am I?" "M3 Convertible. Good lines. Looks good in motion. Parts the air well. Respected name.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, September 12, 2005

A Little Old Lady You Didn't Want To Mess With

This is an encounter someone had with my Aunt Jessie. Aunt Jessie was my grandmother's aunt. She lived to be about 96. She wasn't a very tall lady. She was about 4'9", but wherever she was she commanded respect, as one should having logged that many years. When I knew her she lived in Houston. She... Sign in to see full entry.

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That's Enough Weightlifting For One Day

I just finished my back exercises on the weight machine. This is so I can impress BlackCat30 and she'll introduce me to some of her girlfriends up there wherever she lives. Here's the schedule: Today - Back Tomorrow - Biceps Wednesday - Chest Thursday - Photo Shoot Friday - BlackCat30 emails my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Those stupid little ordering cards

in one magazine take up as much paper as probably five pages. I hate the fact that I have to always clean my magazines out before I can read them. Well I guess technically I could read the magazine but then the pages always turn the wrong way when it has those card things in it. Sign in to see full entry.

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