Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Saturday, September 10, 2005

IT WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN

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Friday, September 9, 2005

I Am Officially Hooked

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The Chronicles of Experimental Use: Vol. 1

It was 1981 and I was at a party. I was 18 then, but so was the drinking age. I brought a bottle of plum flavoured MD 20/20 to the party with me. Sometime during the evening the little flame came on and the joint was lit and started making its rounds, with each successive person making high-pitched... Sign in to see full entry.

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Comment Spammer Found Dead

GODTHAAB, GREENLAND: A comment spammer was found dead this morning in a wireless internet coffee house. The man, who appears to be in his early 20s was found face down on his keyboard with a ream of printouts of his comment spam protruding from his rectum. "We've got too many suspects to narrow... Sign in to see full entry.

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She cancelled again, so i'm taking a walk

I've been playing phone tag with a friend for about 3 weeks. Stuff keeps coming up that is keeping us from meeting for lunch. She just called and cancelled again. So I am going to hit the trail. Back in a few hours. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, September 8, 2005

An Apology to the Roman Catholic and Orthodox Churches

This is part of my continued reevaluating and purging of stuff in my life that I am continuing to realize does not need to be there. I am including the Orthodox church because it has been affected by the Evangelical religious rigmarole of the last century just like the Roman Catholic church and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, September 7, 2005

Don't Say Stuff Like That! Especially Not Now!

I went to the ATM at work to deposit some cash right before I left. It was about 2:30am. As I was counting the money and deciding how much I wanted to keep and how much to deposit, one of the janitors said, "Ya got enough there, man?" I just said, "Nope. Not hardly," and kept getting the deposit... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, September 6, 2005

Multiplied Cardinality and Too Damn Much Coffee

I was at Starbuck's last week. After serving me my Quad Venti Latte (4 espresso shots, large cup) the coffeemaker said that that morning he had put 14, yes, fourteen, shots of espresso in a cup for someone. Their jargon includes words like double, triple, quadruple and even quintuple for someone... Sign in to see full entry.

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Well if I stop driving now

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Thinking 2.0

This post developed out of a comment I left on one of BlackCat30's posts. It must have been sometime during the early 1970s when the first case of reverse discrimination came up for review. I know I first heard about it in freshman social studies class when I was in high school. At that time, my... Sign in to see full entry.

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