Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Like A Bad Retelling of Humpty Dumpty

We know we can't cure you of AIDS, Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, or MS, but if you break your face we can swap it out for you. Next the salon doctors will be offering the in-an-hour outpatient version of face transplants, right down the hall from the Botox booth. I don't want to make fun of people who... Sign in to see full entry.

The Psychology Behind The Throwing Of Beer Bottles

This past Thursday I was driving around the corner next to the hospital to park so I could walk around the sidewalk. I looked to my right and I saw it just in time to swerve and miss really screwing up my tires. Another damn fool had broken a beer bottle on the pavement. I got out, took the broom... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, September 19, 2005

More On Friday's Dear John Letter

Friday morning I received a Dear John in email. I'd have to say it wasn't a fun thing to wake up to. It did hurt reading that. But I understand the things that were said were said. I think if that situation had continued there would have been some problems along the way. I would have had to make... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, September 18, 2005

A teensy bit of possibly unnecessary advice

NEVER EVER cut anything when you cannot see the blade. I just saw someone pulling a knife through some styrofoam towards himself. It might not have come out where he thought. Sheesh Thank G-D for the Cub Scouts. Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Katrina: The Effects of Inaction, Myopia, and DooDoo Economics

If I told you a way to spend $14 on a repair which would keep you from totally replacing something for $125 would you go for it? Now multiply both numbers by $1,000,000,000, replace us with city planners, engineers and the Federal government and drop in a category 4 hurricane and you have New... Sign in to see full entry.

change of nickname

I took BlackCat30's advice and changed my nickname. I'm not deleting my blogs. Just taking a step or two back from who I am off Blogit. Sign in to see full entry.

New Urban Dictionary Submission

Heterodontics: The dental specialty and practice of creating irregularities of the teeth, through reshaping and exotic capping techniques utilizing fangs, jewels, and other items. Sign in to see full entry.

30 Seconds To Mars: A New Album

I need to pay closer attention. A band that I have liked for the last couple of years, 30 Seconds to Mars has a new album out that I didn't know about. I was reading the bio for Jared Leto from IMDB for the review I was doing on his most recent movie Lord of War, and I find out that he is a... Sign in to see full entry.

Lord of War: A Review

The best classification for this film is a docudrama. It was a very interesting look into the shadows of an arms dealers' world. Philosophically an arms dealer is an amoralist. There are many types of amoralists. You find them amongst gun dealers, drug dealers, mercenaries. These are people whose... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 16, 2005

The Dear John letter has arrived

I got an email from D, my friend with whom I thought there was a chance for something more. It appears that since I dated her sister for ONE MONTH 7 years ago that makes me off limits. I'm not going to say it doesn't hurt. It does. But it could be a hell of a lot worse. And would have been later on.... Sign in to see full entry.

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