Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

Monday, September 12, 2005

Yeah I guess I am spoiled.

SPOILED Because I'm an only child of parents who actually gave a damn. Because I had other relatives who were a big part of my life growing up. Because I became disgusted with a town I was living in when I was 16 and was allowed to move back home to Texas and had a place to come to. Because I got my... Sign in to see full entry.

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Not That I Did Before, But Now I Really Don't Give A Sh*t

Work, improving my health, and becoming more involved in church have become the primary things in my life. My default attitude is that I generally don't give a crap about pursuing a relationship. But I need to qualify that. I have a lot of projects and hobbies and I'm not that much of a club hound.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, September 11, 2005

Actions and Words

The bureaucratic mind is the only constant in the universe. --DeForest Kelley, Star Trek VI: The Voyage Home Okay you have a problem and let's say you have people who are the exact fit for solving it. You also say that fixing this is a priority. So instead of knocking barriers out of their way and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Chicken or Chicken?

In English we call it Chicken. In Mexico it's Pollo and pronounced Po-yo. In Italy it's Pollo and pronounced Po-lo. In Texas at the Italian restaurants you can order Po-yo Calabrese because people here are so used to seeing the word Pollo on menus at Mexican restaurants and well, not knowing any... Sign in to see full entry.

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Some Thoughts on the Buckeye-Texas Game

Okay, we won 25-22, but this wasn't the unilateral landslide ass whoopin' that some fans of either team thought it might be. Neither side was able to just "show up" and take away a victory. In fact, if a certain fumble and turnover hadn't occurred we wouldn't have won at all. Texas did great the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Can You Spot The Deal Breaker?

These are a series of statements made by my ex, AKA Crazy Woman #27A. See if you can spot when the relationship was doomed. I am going to number them by week. Week 3: I don' know if I deserve you. Week 4: You're too nice a guy for me. Week 5: What? You dated a white woman? Week 6: You'd be better... Sign in to see full entry.

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URO: Unidentified Running Object

I've decided to start posting when I encounter stuff I cannot quite explain. So here goes... This happened today 9/11 @ about 2:45am Central Time. I had turned onto the final street next to my neighborhood. I saw what looked like a person running at a blindingly fast speed across the street in front... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, September 10, 2005

Happiness is the Sound of Buckeye Seeds Crushing Underhoof

WOOO WOOO 25-22!!!! HOOK 'EM!!! The Longhorns DID IT!!! TEXAS 25 OHIO STATE 22 This is a major upset for a bunch of guys in Editorial and my dear friends in Va. Now we can tend to the conference games! Congratulations to Mack Brown and the Longhorns of the University of Texas At Austin!!! Sign in to see full entry.

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Making a Case For Incompetence

As more and more people have been calling for the head of Michael Brown, I started to wonder if certain corporate employment practices might be appropriate. That is, if he's "not working out" as head of FEMA, what if he were to move into another position of less authority and where lapses of the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Mrs. Bush, Please Go Back To Whatever You Were Doing 3 Weeks Ago

"And so many of the people in the arena here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this is working very well for them." And Shut Up! Sign in to see full entry.

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