Alien Insomniac on Life after WWIII

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Sunday, October 2, 2005

You Ought To Know - The Guy Version

I want you to know that I'm happy for you I wish nothing but the best for you both A younger version of me Is he perverted like me Would he touch you down there in a theater Does he speak eloquently? And would he give you babies I'm sure he'd make a really excellent father 'Cause the love that you... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, October 1, 2005

Kentucky Fried Roadrunner and Other Observationss

Yesterday was a bit surreal. It started when I was going to pay the note on my truck. On the way back there was a fire or something on southbound IH 35 and traffic was backed up pretty badly, so a lot of people are off on the frontage road trying to circumnavigate. Then come the sirens. Why do the... Sign in to see full entry.

The Gauntlet: Art Imitating Life

A couple of days ago I watched Clint Eastwood's The Gauntlet. Basically a corrupt police commissioner with heavy organized crime involvement orders the officers in the department to form a gauntlet and fire their weapons at Clint and Sondra Locke who are trying to make it to the courthouse.... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, September 30, 2005

The Walk Texas Luncheon: If the shoe fits, switch it out.

Walk Texas is a program originated by the City of Austin Chronic Disease Prevention team in conjunction with some other firms. From there other organizations have gotten their people involved and I came into it because my company is one of the ones involved. I've been involved in Walk Texas for... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 29, 2005

There Never Was A Box

Oh My God! doesn't even come close. I am absolutely, totally impressed with Miri Ben-Ari. If you will indulge the overuse of metaphor, "outside the box" describes nothing. Sign in to see full entry.

Pontifications

Knowledge and pomposity make one a poor authority. Sign in to see full entry.

Strange Rumbling Sound to the North. Could it be...

THUNDER? Finally an end to the triple-digit tyranny. Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, September 28, 2005

Please Mr. Alien. Don't Shoot Down Our Probe!!!

We're sending up another Reconnaissance Probe to Mars. Remember that one several years ago that just kinda disappeared? JPL says it probably burned up in the atmosphere. That's just the typical government coverup. It was shot down on the side of the planet we can't see. Sign in to see full entry.

Distracted By Life

I am a supervisor of desktop publishers in a production environment at a newspaper. At the end of this quarter I will be stepping down to become a desktop publisher again. I have been working in the same department at the same company for over 10 years. I am not any of the things I have ever said I... Sign in to see full entry.

The Flying Spaghetti Monster - My Disappointment

It's just regular old spaghetti. Not even Angel Hair. I was hoping to see Mannicotti, Canelloni, Mostaccioli. Even elbow mac or those clamshell things would have added some flavor. An another thing. There's no sauce. Not even a jar of Prego in the background. I'll probably be smitten for my... Sign in to see full entry.

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