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Saturday, July 29, 2006

Now that we know that Jesus isn't the one and only or first savior...

My precious lambs, Let me tell you of my conversion to that of a believer. It happened yesterday and I truly must thank all of you for helping me to find the light. This blog is, like all my others, a personal journey that I am willing to share with others. I find that I am able to sort my thoughts... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:35 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Friday, July 28, 2006

You asked for it, here it is - a list of saviors that came before Jesus

My precious lambs, I was preparing a completely different sermon but I suppose that will have to wait until tomorrow. It has been pointed out that there is only one Jesus and that he is the only savior of the world. I would not be a Preacher of the gods if I didn't step in to correct this false... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 12:54 PM Confessions (2) (permalink)

The question asked is which god should bloggers choose for protection

My precious lambs, In discussing Odinism and Heathenry and the gods offering their protection, the question has come up as to which god would offer the most protection. Passionflower was kind enough and brave enough to offer an answer: "The True God is the one that was raised from the grave...Jesus!... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 7:23 AM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Do agree with this blogger that the gods are not there to make life better?

My precious lambs, I came across an article the other day on Heathenry, of which, Odinism is a part. In the article, there is this quote: "One of the most important things I learned in Odinism is that our gods are there to set an example and teach, but they're not responsible for making my life any... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 12:38 PM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Don't ever forget bloggers, to be safe, you need to worship a god

My dear lambs, An interesting comment that was made in the article about Odinism becoming more popular came when discussing the fact that many of the inmates were grouping together for safety. Meeting as a religious group was a way to form a bond for safety. The quote was, "And you have to have a... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 6:50 AM Confessions (8) (permalink)

Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Odin is making a comeback

My precious lambs, It appears that Odin and his buddies are making a comeback in the world of religion. More and more people are becoming followers of the Norse gods. These people happen to be prisoners. I thought that most people found Jesus when they went to prison. It always made me wonder what... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 12:43 PM Confessions (0) (permalink)

Monday, July 24, 2006

Continuing the sermon on selfish bloggers and god's faulty plan

My precious lambs, My wife makes a very good point as illustrated in the last post. If you have to be told to be thoughtful and caring, are you really being thoughtful and caring? A truly caring person would do the caring thing without being told, goes her argument. I have to agree even though I... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 7:15 AM Confessions (6) (permalink)

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Here's a lesson that god could learn from my wife

My fellow lambs, It is Sunday. The sabbath. A holy day. I know that many of you will not be reading this until Monday out of respect for your religion. Just kidding, I know the real reason is that you check out Blogit Monday through Friday while you're at your job instead of working. When you are on... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:50 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)

Saturday, July 22, 2006

How about an actual sermon today?

My sweet lambs, Would that be a nice change? Be warned that my sermons don't come from any religious writing. They come straight from god. They come from watching humans and applying god's laws to what I see. God's real laws. Not some made up ritual like you can't eat hamburgers on Wednesday unless... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 9:58 AM Confessions (4) (permalink)

Friday, July 21, 2006

Do trees go to heaven?

My dear lambs, I know that All Dogs Go To Heaven because I saw the movie. But what about trees and flowers. It would be hard to imagine a heaven without trees and flowers. I hope that mosquitos go to hell. Unless I'm going to hell. Do trees get to automatically go to heaven? Can they be evil? Is... Sign in to see full entry.

Posted by: SuccessWarrior at 10:38 AM Confessions (2) (permalink)