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Corbin, we'll need to take Canada, obviously but we need a new excuse
We can't just say it's because our leaders are religious white males. I'm still thinking about what god could tell us to justify it.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on September 23, 2006 at 11:14 AM
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Why leave out Canada?
We could use their oil and fresh water........................
posted by
Corbin_Dallas
on September 23, 2006 at 11:06 AM
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SuccessWarrior -- I realized that I never got back to this code issue
To give more control over the color of links in the different regions of your blog template, links for each region of the template need to be defined in the style sheet portion of your template code.
In other words: If you want the links in your light colored blog body to be different from the links in your dark colored blog background you must define the colors for each region. One such region is the "post footer" or the 3 links at the bottom of every blog where people click to leave comments.....code below:
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font-family: arial, sans-serif;
font-size: x-small;
voice-family: "\"}\"";
voice-family: inherit;
font-size: small;
}
.postFooter a {
color : #0000ff;
text-decoration: none;
}
.postFooter a:visited {
color : #0000ff;
}
.postFooter a:hover {
color : #808000;
}
posted by
gomedome
on September 23, 2006 at 10:36 AM
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Just one drink of wine Tony?
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on September 23, 2006 at 2:40 AM
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No, you're wrong!
We, the British, are, under the false friendship of Tony Bleurrgh, are actually planning to reconquer OUR land. We colonised it - yes, colonised, not colonized - and so it's rightfully ours. You only reluctantly sought independence; in fact you were pressured into it by self-serving egomaniacs. Most of you were loyal, as I recall. You've got to admit, you'd love to be subject to our monarch again. Better than crummy presidents. Royal blood - it's just so much higher quality than presidential blood, isn't it? Much more mystical and ancient and exciting. Commoners ruling you? I don't know how you put up with it. Canada are ahead of you - at least they are still subjects of the Queen. For this reason, we will probably retake Canada first, and then you will capitulate without a fight. Just imagine our combined power then. We could, as the United Kingdom of Republics, Dominions and Kingdoms (UKRDK), easily buy off Central America without a fight. We could their populations lots of jobs, such as well-paid (for them) jobs in the army. Afghanistan and Iraq are possible - no, highly likely - destinations. We've already invaded you anyway with our actors. After all, without us Brit actors, who would play the gays and baddies? Mel Gibson has been instrumental in all this. We have played him perfectly. He thought he was getting one over on us, and all the time we were using his questionable worldview to infiltrate Hollywood, the nerve centre - not center - of the civilised world - and make the whole world scared of the Brits so they'd give up without a fight. look what we did to Braveheart once we caught him. Yes, i have had a drink of wine.
posted by
Antonionioni
on September 22, 2006 at 5:34 PM
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Gome, you're a friend and so I didn't want to speak of your impending doom
Actually, Canada poses a special problem. The doctrine of the Manifest Destiny states that god gave North America to religious white males. It's going to be hard for us to use that doctrine on a place that's already governed that way.
We'll have to think up a new revelation from god that allows us to take your land, kill as many of you as we can, and put the survivors on small clumps of inhospitable land.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on September 22, 2006 at 1:22 PM
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SuccessWarrior -- now you only mentioned the bottom half of North America
What about Canada? ...mind you, being taken over by the USA is only a matter of time. We have oil, fresh water, lumber coming out the wazoo, precious minerals and all of the ice cubes a person would ever need for their cocktails. Except our cows are apparently mad at something. Maybe it's the thought of the impending US invasion?
posted by
gomedome
on September 22, 2006 at 1:17 PM
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It just really doesn't strike me as a "border".
With the news or rumor that terrorist will use the Mexican-American country line as an entry point, it should be an easy thing to step up security. Instead, we have to START security. And we're debating on whether or not to do it.
Helloooooooooo
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on September 22, 2006 at 1:09 PM
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I like the way you get right to the point, to the meat of the matter!
In crossing from Arizona into Mexico you are right, it is jut a county line. In fact as you travel through Texas you pass in and out of Mexico if you travel by bus. It stops in town after town and you are not always certain if you are in Texas or Mexico. Confusing?? faholo
posted by
faholo
on September 22, 2006 at 12:09 PM
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Why not Odyssues. I'm sure god meant for us to have it too.
posted by
SuccessWarrior
on September 22, 2006 at 10:31 AM
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Can we have Cuba as a new State while we;re at it.........
Cuba is a most beautiful place...........LOL
posted by
telemachus
on September 22, 2006 at 9:31 AM
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