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Thursday, January 24, 2008

Survivor

Bring Back the Survivor Islands Like I've already talked about, China is a pee poor place for the TV show Survivor to be hosted this time around. Why do the producers not choose another island? Since Survivor seems to be running out of places to host their show, here's a top 10 list of locations... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Fart Facts....

Fart Facts 12 Fart Facts 1. You probably already know that farts are composed of methane and maybe even hydrogen (plus nitrogen). Methane itself is also rich in hydrogen, the same element that may one day power fuel cell cars. So, by extension, we may one day be powering our cars with our own farts... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Self Appraisal

Self Appraisal A little boy went into a store, reached for a soda carton and pulled it over to the telephone. He climbed onto the carton so that he could reach the buttons on the phone and proceeded to punch in seven digits. The store owner observed and listened to the conversation. The boy asked,... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 14, 2008

A Funny Conversation

A Funny Conversation This is a conversation that took place between (Y) and a marketing guy(X) X: Which shaving cream do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which aftershave do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which deodorant do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which toothpaste do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which shampoo do you use? Y:... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Stupid Facts...

Stupid Facts If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes. A cockroach will live... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 7, 2008

Funny Adds

Funny Adds Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family. A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. Dinner Special — Turkey... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Quotes From Performance Evaluations

Quotes Taken From Actual Federal Employee Performance Evaluations Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig." "His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity" "I would not allow this employee to breed" "This employee is really not so much... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Need a Day Off Work?

Need a Day Off From Work? If you’re thinking about taking a sick day without being sick, try to avoid the following excuses, which are all true and have been compiled by Career Builder via hiring managers: 1. Employee was poisoned by his mother-in-law. 2. A buffalo escaped from the game reserve and... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

Americans vs. Traveling

Americans Vs. Travelling The following are actual stories provided by travel agents… ————————————————————————————————————————————————– I had someone ask for an aisle seats so that his or her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. ————————————————————————————————————————————————– A... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 1, 2008

4 Reasons.....

An 80 year old lady was being interviewed by the local news station because she had just gotten married - for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral... Sign in to see full entry.

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