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Monday, December 31, 2007

A Couple More Funnies....

Child Support Sucks! I’m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments seemed to go on forever! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, "Sweetheart, I want you to take this last... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Where Have The Years Gone?

Where Have the Years Gone? 1976: Long Hair 2006: Longing for hair 1976: Keg. 2006: EKG. 1976: Acid Rock. 2006: Acid Reflux. 1976: Growing pot. 2006: Growing pot belly. 1976: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. 2006: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Elizabeth Taylor. 1976:... Sign in to see full entry.

A Doctor's Affair

The Doctor's Affair A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. "But how will I let you know the baby is born? "she asked. He... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, December 28, 2007

Computers....

Computers..... Women Believe Computers are Male Because..... 1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems, but half the time, they ARE the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Women's Point System

Women's Secret Point System Revealed Part:1 Simple Duties You make sure there’s plenty of gas in the car ( +1) You make sure there are barely enough fumes in the car to make it to the nearest gas station (-2) You take out the recyclables and stack them neatly by the curb (+1) You take out the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

One-legged Pig

The One-Legged Pig A travelling salesman came upon an old farmer sitting on his porch, next to the farmer was a pig with only one leg. The salesman was about to give his sales pitch when his curiosity got the best of him. "Excuse me sir, but why does your pig only have one leg?" asked the salesman.... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

A Lesson in Polotics

A Lesson in Polotics A son asks his father, "What can you tell me about politics? I have to learn about it for school tomorrow." The father thinks a little and says, "OK, son, the best way I can describe politics is to use an analogy. Lets say that Im a capitalist because Im the breadwinner. Your... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 24, 2007

Religious Nuts....

Religious Nuts There were four country churches in a small Texas town: The Presbyterian Church, the Baptist Church, the Methodist Church and the Catholic Church. Each church was overrun with pesky squirrels. One day, the Presbyterian Church called a meeting to decide what to do about the squirrels.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 23, 2007

Jesus was a woman....

Jesus Was a Woman There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone Brother. 2. He liked Gospel. 3. He couldn’t get a fair trial. But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish: 1. He went into His Fathers business. 2. He lived at home until he was 33. 3. He... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

How many of you have had a job like this?

How Many of You Have Had a Job Like This? N PRISON…….You spend the majority of your time in an 8×10 cell. AT WORK……..You spend most of your time in a 6×8 cubicle. IN PRISON…….You get three meals a day. AT WORK……..You get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it. IN PRISON…….You get time off for... Sign in to see full entry.

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