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Friday, December 21, 2007

The Jar.....and more!

The Jar An 85-year-old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man appeared at the doctor’s office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Computer Viruses to Watch For.....

Computer Viruses to Watch For OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB, and then slowly expands back to 200MB. VINCE FOSTER VIRUS: The Clintons’ aides show up an hour after your "suicide" and take your files. Takes at least six months to get what’s left of them back. AT&T... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Just a Head

Just a Head A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the son is now old... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Adam and Eve........Funny Buisness

ADAM And Eve After spending time with Eve, Adam was walking in the Garden with God. Adam told God how much the woman means to him and how blessed he feels to have her. Adam began to ask questions about her. Adam: Lord, Eve is beautiful. Why did you make her so beautiful? God: So you will always want... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 17, 2007

'Twas the Night Before Chanukah....

'Twas the Night Before Chanukah.... ‘Twas the night before Chanukah, boychicks and maidels Not a sound could be heard, not even the draidels. The Menorah was set on the chimney, alight In the kitchen the Bubba hut gechapt a bite. Salami, pastrami, a glassala tay And zayerah pickles with bagels, oh... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 16, 2007

Chuck's 20 Favorite Legends

Chuck's 20 Favorite Legends 1. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. 2. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 3. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Men Bashing Sayings Used by Women

What's the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature. What's the difference between a man and E.T.? E.T. phoned home. Why do men like BMWs? They can spell it. What do an anniversary and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them. Why are men like popcorn? They satisfy you, but... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Santa Clause Trivia...

Why does Santa always go down the chimney? Because it soots him! (that's one of Santa's favourite jokes! *HO! Ho! ho!*) Where does Santa stay when he's on holidays? At a Ho-ho-tel! What does Mrs. Claus sing to Santy on his birthday? "Freeze a jolly good fellow!" What does Santa put on his toast?... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, December 8, 2007

Funny Book Titles

Funny Book Titles- How many of these have you read? When Your Phone Doesn't Ring, It'll Be Me by Cynthia Heimel If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead Yet?! by Cynthia Heimel Women Are from Venus, Men Are from Hell by Amanda Newman Dave Barry's Stay Fit and Healthy Until You're Dead by... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Great Finishes to Common Proverbs....

A teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by grade one kids ("6" year-olds), because the last one is classic! Strike while... Sign in to see full entry.

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