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Thursday, November 12, 2015

Ode to Starbucks Seasonal Cup

Could we call the current controversy a tempest in a teapot? Verily, when the #1 spokesman for the conservative branch of the Grand Old Party says “why we oughtta … boycott because Starbucks hates Jesus," Does that broach a brief doubt about where his leadership and judgment could take us? ‘Tis an... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

A Float in the Dating Pool

It’s been years ago now, but once this guy said something so wrong it still dials up my memory at odd times. Tad was on the hunt, opining on my recent divorce, perhaps trying to flatter me. I was back in the dating pool, but there was still a little blood in the water. To add another cliché, the ink... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Life Mimics Art: Days of Our Lives

That soap opera is 50 years old, and some members of the cast have been living in “Salem” for 30 years or longer. I started watching with my big sis in ’94. After I retired I lived near her in Salem, Oregon for a year or so. We’d have a cup of tea and speculate what might happen next as the sands of... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Stuck for a topic, so I gave it a rest

And then I saw that blather about Starbucks hating Jesus, and all of a sudden I had a really good topic about how some folks just ain't happy till they can stir up a stink about ridiculous nonsense that don't make a split hair's worth of difference to anybody who's got something of consequence to... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, November 7, 2015

The Cloak of Invisibility

When I was a kid, going on 16, working behind the counter at the Pollyanna Café I discovered something I thought was only part of human nature. Guys flirt. Especially with girls too young for them, as long as she’s in a waitress uniform (or as I later discovered, a secretary’s outfit, a nurse’s... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, November 6, 2015

Dammit Blogit! Stop stealing my very best posts!

Don’t you just hate it when your perfect prose dissolves into the cosmos? About Yesterday’s Memoir Tip The “Timetables of History” writing hint worked like a charm. The three who came to The Center got right to work. Lois, the retired social worker, pulled all kinds of relevant facts from the pages... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, November 5, 2015

This 'n That

Writing Hint for today's memoir session: What was going on in the world at the time of your birth? What movies, music, economic ups and downs would your parents have experienced in the months before and after you came kicking and bawling into the big wide world? How much did the everyday things... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Two Nurses: No Waiting

First Tuesday is always a bit cray-cray at The Center, and you can multiply frantic by five if it rains because the phone lines ring two at a time. The reason it gets “here we go looby loo” on First Tuesday stems from several concurrent conditions. First, we get some non-regulars who show up for the... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

SOUP?

I was feeling lazy, didn’t want to peel carrots, potatoes, clean celery, chop onions, but it was a good day for soup, overcast, gloomy with occasional drizzle. So I bought a bag of Bird’s Eye stew veggies. I figured I could dump the whole thing in a crockpot add some chicken broth, a pack of Knorr’s... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, November 2, 2015

Library Frog

Sunday was bright from dawn’s first peep of sunlight. Saturday had been dreary and drizzly with ghostly wisps softening tree-branches, stark etchings that had been leafy boughs a week earlier. It was the perfect morning to rake up the damp leaves while they were more manageable – and neaten up the... Sign in to see full entry.

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