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Friday, November 15, 2013

It's finally happened! I've taken a mistress . . . and my wife knows!

WHAT CAN I SAY? SHE’S MY SEXY GIRLFRIEND! The spirit is willing, but... I tried. I really did. But the feelings were just too overwhelming. Nature has a way of doing that to a man. I will not, however, be apologetic. When she first came into my life, I had no idea which way my emotions were going to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 13, 2013

I guess some people are being forced to resell almost anything these days!

YET ANOTHER SIGN O’ THE TIMES The other day, I was glancing through a local newspaper we receive, something that I very rarely do, when I came across a page of miscellaneous advertisements. Some aspects referred to local businesses, some dealt with employment opportunities, while another section... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 11, 2013

A sure-fire way of chasing the blues away! Some Monday morning madness . .

KEEP THE ‘NEGATIVE POLICE’ ON THEIR TOES! Surely you don’t want to be arrested for being “sour,” do you? These might help... You want a real “Battle of the Bots?” Put a humidifier and a de humidifier in the same room, and let ’em fight it out! Every time I attempted to count the stars, a plane flies... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 8, 2013

I believe I have a legitimate question concerning God and gay marriage . .

I CAN’T AVOID THIS TOPIC ANY LONGER Recently, New Jersey became I believe the 14th state to approve gay marriages. Now that it’s hit this close to home, I suppose this is as good a time as any to bring up something that has always puzzled me, and will continue to puzzle me, unless someone, anyone,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, November 6, 2013

A "memory test" found exclusively on a trip down Memory Lane . . .

FORGET NAME THAT TUNE! HOW ABOUT NAME THAT CLASSMATE? Last weekend, I got together with a friend who presented me with an unusual find... and an unusual challenge. Going through some boxes, he actually came across our 8th grade class graduation photo ( we’ve known each other since kindergarten ). It... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, November 4, 2013

I see you all frowning out there! Perk up! It's Monday . . .

LET THE LAUGHTER BEGIN... I know you’re all anxiously awaiting you weekly dose of (in)sanity. Let’s get started... Remember, you can lead a horse to water but a pencil must be lead! I have some wonderful ideas for new inventions. In fact, you might say that I’m ahead of my time! The problem is, I’m... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, November 1, 2013

A new bumper sticker coming soon: SCREW YOU! MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!

AN ALL-AMERICAN ATTITUDE OF SOME OF OUR FELLOW CITIZENS Ever since the 9/11 attacks, there has been a “watchdog command” that many people in either law enforcement or the news media has tried to perpetuate and accentuate: “ If you see something... say something! ” This of course is basically in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 30, 2013

One of the latest, and greatest, oxymorons to come along: smart phones!

YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE WEARING A TARGET! My wife and I saw something on the evening news recently that may be interesting to some, but frightening to others. Apparently, cell and smart phone thefts are on the rise dramatically, soaring a ridiculous 400% over the past year! And there are three key... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 28, 2013

It's the beginning of the week! And you all know what THAT means . . .

TIME TO CHASE THOSE WEEKEND BLUES AWAY! Everyone got their chuckle gear on? Let’s go... How to handle stress like a dog: if you can’t eat it or play with it, then just pee on it and walk away! Every time Little Bo Peep lost one of her sheep, the price of wool in Toyland went up ten bucks a pound!... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 25, 2013

It wasn't just respect . . . it was fear and common sense as well!

I DON’T THINK TOO MANY DADS HEARD THIS ONE... While flipping through the channels the other evening, I came across the movie “ Saturday Night Fever.” For those of you who may not have seen it, or know very little about it, it’s a story about the trials and tribulations of a 19-year-old New York City... Sign in to see full entry.

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Like the famous Roman stand-up philosopher Comicus once exclaimed: “I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension.” In other words, I see, hear and read about a lot of peculiar things, try to make some sense of them, and then pass them on to you, hopefully in a whimsical but common sense way. Strap yourselves in . . . this ride can sometimes be a little bumpy! From the author of "The Hindering" and "Welcome To America-Society In Decline"

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