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Friday, May 29, 2009

Another Perfuntory Flipping

I decided to flip this blog today with a new entry. I have no doubt that you will consider it rather tasteless, impudent, and disrespectful. That is just fine, but try to avoid profanity in your comments. The use of profanity is not an insult to others, it is an insult to yourself. Ø < 0.0000001 Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, May 18, 2009

What Now?

I originally had something to say here, but then the phone rang and some jerky insurance salesman wouldn't shut up. He got me so irritated that I forgot what I was going to say. It was of crucial importance, I know that. Well, maybe later I'll remember what it was and post it. Writers' books refer... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

So...What About the New Millenium?

It seems like just yesterday that everyone was making a big deal out of ''The New Millennium.'' I was even fooled into thinking it was a big deal myself. With as little respect as I have for the modern media, they can even sucker me into their little games. With me, I kind of get sucked in by... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, May 1, 2009

So Much for Now

I was going to do a new blog entry tonight, but I got to messin' round and now it is too late. I'll try again tomorrow. Keep your eyes open for some really big news stuff. And don't misinterpret ''messin' round.'' No matter what you think, it isn't that. Well, except that maybe. I won't be going... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Hair Today, Gum Tomorrow

Don't make any snap judgements based on the title of this important dispatch. An important, far ranging issue is involved here, even though it may not seems so at a superficial glance. Have you ever been chewing away on some gum, and all of a sudden it manages to get some hair in it? What do you do?... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 8, 2007

The First Crybaby Adventure

Did you ever get to the edit phase of a Blog entry thinking you had something to say, then realize that it was just too damned late to start on anything serious? In addition, you are tired and forgot what you were going to say anyway. Then sometimes you have something to say, but you just say, ''oh... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 1, 2007

OK, so here's the deal....

I didn't put this post here just for the fun of it. I wanted to shove the last one down a notch because it talked about nothing. It was an embarrassment, but to simply delete it would be to increase the regrets tenfold. And I believe someone made comments on the thing. I can't delete a post without... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

A Little About Nothing

I have absolutely nothing to say about nothing. It could well be said that there is nothing to be said about nothing because there is no nothing. What is nothing? Not a thing. Grab that with your mind and shake it around. When they first invented the word it was actually two words: No Thing. People... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

I'm Changing This Blogname

Spell Check gave the O.K. to this blog, so I guess that means it's perfect. I thought about changing the name for a while. I almost said, ''I thought about it for a long time,'' but I really didn't. It was formerly known as Queen Blog XIV. Why would any Dummy ever name a blog something like that? I... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Why travel by train?

Traveling by train is very relaxing. Why? When you travel by train you just trust the driver to know what he is doing. How else could he possibly drive a train? There are lots of guys scheduling the train by the same old schedules that have been used for years. That means that two trains almost... Sign in to see full entry.

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