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The picture in my about me is now me. My Main Man, Jake, is still in there, but everyone told me ''put a picture of yourself,'' so I added a picture of me. I know people always want to know how handsome such a brilliant guy is, so I thought I would be merciful. You will probably notice that it really isn't a perfect picture. For some reason the camera always gets in the way when you try to take a picture of yourself--and when the flash goes off the thing really gets messed up. Oh well, it'll do for now.
I left Jake in there because he got so pissed when I started to take his photo out that he wouldn't eat for three days. Then he had to have the number one position. He needs a good spanking, but I did that once and he got into this big I'm so upset routine for a whole day, so I only speak sternly to him now.
One of these days I'll get a movie star picture of myself and put it in. Meanwhile, there I am.
What about this Blogit outfit? I know less all the time. Why am I here? One of the dogs told me ''Get over to Blogit right away. There's something REALLY BIG happening.''
I'm still looking for whatever the dogs thought was such a big deal. I don't think they knew what they were talking about. Their main thing is old Cisco Kid reruns, so I guess I shouldn't have expected too much avant-garde wisdom from them.
Well, as David Steinberg used to say, ''Ooga--booga.''
- Location:
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United States
- Primary occupation:
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Investigator of Phenomena
- Dream occupation:
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Logging Truck Driver
- Hometown:
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PHX AZ
- Schools attended:
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Western U.S.
- I like:
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enchiladas, chiles rellenos, dogs, cats, ojos latinas, a nice bajito, the orgasmic experience, QueNo Sabe & Tonto (Know Nothing & Dummy)
- Favorite writers:
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Emily Post, any ''Good Manners'' author. I have difficulty with ''proper behavior''
- Favorite books:
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FM 22-5, MOTOR Truck manual
- Favorite newspapers:
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Any that are absorbent
- Favorite magazines:
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They cost as much as books--I can't decide to buy one.
- Favorite music:
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Shakira, Enrique Iglésias, Maná, Anna Gabriel, Soraya, Bob Dylan, Rollng Stones, Creednce Clearwater, The Fugs, U2, Procol Harem, Fleetwood Mac, Otis Redding, Ravi Shankhar, Donovan, Velvet Undergrnd
- Favorite movies:
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Quigly Down Under, The Last Samurai, El Norte, Barbarosa, The Road Warrior, Red Desert, 8½, Pumpkin Eater, Zardoz
- Favorite TV shows:
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My TV got blowed away by a 20 gauge Remington
- Favorite teams:
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Las Mofetas Enloquecidas, Hells Angels, Dirty Dozen, Mongols, East Bay Dragons, Parking Lot Security, Junkie Babes from Hell, B-29 Club Bailadoras, PetSmart Latinas, Los Pinches, Los Payasos del Norte
- Favorite quote:
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''Bring the jeep! We have to herd the cows back in!'' --- Pappy
- Gender:
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Non-Righteous (M)
- Religion:
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Zen Buddhist