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Saturday, March 11, 2006

I Would Never Say Such a Thing

So this is a humor blog, huh? I started this post because I thought, OK, that blog is getting stale. Better think of something funny to put in there. I'm sitting here trying to think of something funny. It has been quite some time now, and I can't think of anything. I mean nada; zip; barf. I think I... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, March 8, 2006

Nothing Is Going to Happen Now

Well, the scare is over with. There was formerly a time slot scheduled for the planet Earth to be blown to bits and scattered into the solar system, perhaps nastying up the edge of a sunspot or causing an imperceptible blip in a solar flare. I put an end to it. Formerly an International Planetary... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, March 7, 2006

What Time Is It?

Could someone please tell me what time it is? The planet is scheduled to blow to smithereens tonight, and I want to get another blog posted before it goes off. My computer has the time on it, but I haven't trusted that for a long time. Please let me know before it gets too late. Thank you. Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, March 6, 2006

well, I have to apologize again,

I don't know what the matter is with me. First I was mad at the blogging machine, so I wrote about that. Then I got tired and felt bad about getting mad, so I wrote a post to apologize about that. Then I got a fairly good night's sleep, so I was mad again. Then a bunch of pleasant readers came by... Sign in to see full entry.

Now I'm Mad Again

I'm really sorry about my last entry in this blog. I was pissed off and in denial. That's right. Denial. I came along saying I wasn't mad any more. Well, that was the denial phase. I was really tired and was burned out on being pissed off. Now I have had a night of semi-sleep, and I'm ready to be... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, March 5, 2006

OK, I'm not mad any more...

I was mad at the blog machine yesterday because it ate a post that I spent a lot of time on. I was so angry that I told the thing off in my last post. Well, I'm over that now, so I'm putting this entry in to crowd that one down so it isn't in plain sight. You know how that kind of thing can go. I... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, March 4, 2006

Now I'm Pissed...

I spent a whole bunch of time here putting a post together for this blog. I mean it was primo. I was going for the Pulitzer in Blogging. It was totally exquisite. Perfecto. The blog of the century. So what happened? The blogging maching puked the whole works. Yeah, yeah, I know all the cliches about... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

What's the Deal with kleenex?

I was going to do a blog using the word kleenex, but now I'm scared. If I call a snot wipe a kleenex, will I be prosecuted for copyright or patent violation? If I said kleenex with a capital K, that would make sense. I would be using the name that has a patent, or copyright, or whatever the hell... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 25, 2006

Is Humor Funny?

Sometimes I wonder why people call some things ''Humor.'' I can tell you one thing for sure: finding funny humor is not funny. It's almost impossible. Look at some of the ''humorous'' ads you see on TV. Sure, some of them are good, but what about the local crap? I mean, you get some dumbbell girl on... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 19, 2006

The Humor God Came Today

I discovered what funny is today. Now you aren't going to believe this, but funny is when you laugh. If nobody laughs, then there is nothing funny. I know, that seems to be a little complicated, but if you really think about it, how could it not be true? It is, by its very own definition, true. It's... Sign in to see full entry.

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