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Thursday, August 25, 2005

Legal Lies

I'm not simply for the legalization of marijuana, but for any and all skull-numbing intoxicants. Numbskulls who choose to subject themselves to the substance pseudo-solution are hurting only themselves. ' Victimless-crime ' is an oxymoron (I'm just a regular moron), but putting a potentially harmful... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, August 24, 2005

TV Evangelist Hit List

With favorites like the crossover blues hit: 'Jesus was a Cross-dresser' How come we suddenly give a steaming pile of freshly baked, brick-colored dog shit what Pat Robertson says? I would bet The 700 Club doesn't even have 700 members. Okay, maybe I'm wrong; I could start a club of taxidermists who... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 23, 2005

[Insert Title Here]

So I'm watching this movie called "The Garden State" with Natalie Portman in it; maybe you've seen it. (I'm so disconnected. I feel like, if this were the '70s, I'd be some guy saying, "I saw this movie called 'the Godfather'; maybe you know of it...') Anyway, Portman plays this lovable 'eccentric'.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, August 21, 2005

Date Rape Pill Suggestions

I woke up at the crack of noon today. I figured today would be just like yesterday, only spelled differently. I was thinking about showering, but then I realized it wasn't Friday yet. My beagle, Cuca was chasing her tail again. How pathetic. So after watching that for about 20 minutes, I decided to... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, August 20, 2005

It's Really Bugging Me!

It's been swept under the carpet for years, but I need to know -- how come Scooby Doo can talk? Granted, he has an accent, so someone clearly gave it some thought but still... I WANT ANSWERS!! Dino, the dinosaur, sounds like a dog; makes perfect sense, because we honestly don't know what a dinosaur... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 19, 2005

Mating Forbidden in Australia

I don't know why I have this love for anything Australian. The Aussies just seem awesome to me. Maybe it's because they are so similar to the Irish. Anyway, Parliament Funkidelic banned the word 'mate' for a period of 24 hours down over there in Down Under. Average folks couldn't refer to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 18, 2005

Come on in, the water's fine

I fail the pop culture pop quiz with Metamucil regularity. I'm so far out of the mainstream that I've been relegated to the kiddypool, where the waters are warm and smell like urine trouble. I'm still a young man, but I can't keep up with the constant cropping and re-cropping up of the latest fads.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

An Ode to Necrophilia, or Nostalgism

Do you remember When? I'm talkin' back when life gave lemons and people opened lemonade stands to stand on and get their vocal voices heard. The Simpletons today claim that those were 'Simple Times'. They say life is much more complicated today. But back when this Now was that Now, people thought... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, August 12, 2005

Stop the Planet, I Want Off!

A California man, armed with two guns and a five gallon container of gasoline, tried to enter a parking garage outside the U.N. headquarters Friday. Surprisingly, the United Nations acted swiftly and authorities did away with the threat immediately. This goes against their usual policy to issue... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, August 11, 2005

Quick News Overview

Angry Arabs are facing possible deportation in the UK. This is making some Arabs angry. Iran says they'll continue nuclear testing talks as long as the U.S. and Europeans stop insisting that they not continue their nuclear testing. Some of the Michael Jackson jurors are not happy with the two jurors... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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