ROME
Does anybody else watch this on HBO? I love Rome! I wanna be Caesar in my next past life. Everyday is a toga party. I think I love the war strategy, too. It turns out I'm a heathen; I figured as much. Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, September 19, 2005
Sunday, September 18, 2005
Sunday Bloody Sunday (with chocolate sprinkles)
This is a little bit of satire for you today. I have been noticing a nauseating new trend taking place in sports broadcasting. It seems that the color commentary team is supposed to (ever so convincingly) bicker back and forth like an old married couple and this is somehow supposed to make them more... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, September 17, 2005
Texas Chainsaw Massacre Movie Review (just because)
One of my favorite flicks from childhood was... ' Summer School '. Dave and Chainsaw were fuggin hilarious. I rented The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (the original), because of Summer School 's Chainsaw character, who was obsessed with it. I don't know how I managed to miss this one in the first place,... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, September 16, 2005
Crystal Nuts
Today I called The Psychic Hotline, because I was looking for guidance. Somebody answered and said, " who's this?" So I hung up. Then they called me back and said that they were only kidding. I was impressed. He introduced himself as Og the Psycho Psychic. I asked him if he knew why I was calling... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, September 15, 2005
Erection Day (an oldie but Woody)
Ever get uneasy when Viagra ads 'pop up’ on TV while you're watching with your family? Or Cialis, Valtrex, etc.... Hey, there's plenty of stiff competition out there, but they're taking over the set. It seems that's all that's being advertised anymore. And they're really obscure, so you don't even... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, September 14, 2005
Gang Life (Based On A Story)
Let's talk about gangs. Are you in a gang? Some people are in the Blue Gang and some in the Red Gang. I was in the Plaid Gang. We sold over-the-counter drugs on street corners. Didn't make much money, but if you had a headache, I could have Tylenol AND even Extra Strength Tylenol at the drop of a... Sign in to see full entry.
I Am CunningLinguist
Halo angels. I've got Sudafed-head and I'm feeling a bit disconnected. Cold medicines mess me up with the quickness. It's like having an outer body experience, I think. I've never had a near death experience, but I've had a couple near life experiences. I saw the light at the beginning of the... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, September 9, 2005
Uncensored
This blog is uncensored! No 10 second delay here. I can say whatever's on my mind and that ability gives me a giant, throbbing, stiff... well, within the boundaries of good taste, I taste good, so I'll stick to the nonstick realm of decency. Tonight's charity concert will be uncensored. (Damn, and... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, September 8, 2005
Sexual Harassment (the downside)
Is it only sexual harassment if the offender is anal-rim ugly? Let's say I'm working for a rich lady lawyer who is more lawyer than lady. She's my superior, but Mother Superior jumps the gun and her wrinkly roaming hands regularly end up on my end. Don't get me wrong, I like an aggressive woman, but... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, September 7, 2005
Play On Words
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering. In the foreseeable fishbowl we're all just floundering. I can't hear a thing because of all the sound. I'm optimistically doubtful. But gravity doesn't get me down. What's the purpose of our purpose? Why are we here? In a life full of strife;... Sign in to see full entry.