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Don67
That Plato was a head of his time, I tell ya. But you know there was another philosopher who never got the same kind of notoriety as Plato. The very wise Silly Putty.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 5, 2006 at 8:53 AM
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Melody
I really don't know about that. But if you have sex with him and your period is late, the next pizza is half-price.
Hey, what a coincidence that I would write a post about being sexually harassed by the pizza delivery boy and basil pizza after all that happened to you. What are the odds?
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 5, 2006 at 8:48 AM
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Blanche
Anyone who wears lacrosse shorts is asking for it. (Ha ha.) I actually haven't read any of the e-mails or incriminating dialogue between John Mark Carr Foley and Jimmy Page, but I still haven't seen Brokeback Mountain yet either. Here in Massachusetts we've got our own gay congressman who prefers the company of kids, so we're all set with homo erotica. Honestly, I do think it's ridiculous how both sides are using this as an opportunity for political warfare. Once again, Washington is making a mountain out of a Capitol Hill.
And Melody is the person who shares the CunningLinguist account with me. I'm Dan and I write the posts. Melody does a lot of commenting. (She's the likable one.) She actually works for a law firm, too, and they harass her in just about every way but sexual. And then comes the pizza delivery boy.
Thanks for stopping in, Blanche.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 5, 2006 at 8:41 AM
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Socrates took the hemlock...
Plato philosophised about old men and pizza boys
posted by
robdon67
on October 5, 2006 at 12:59 AM
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This is Melanie writing this, right?
I've never been harassed by a pizza delivery boy, only a lawyer I worked for. He was cute, but still, a job's a job.
posted by
Blanche.
on October 4, 2006 at 5:50 PM
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The Basil in the Pizza line...
Funny you should blog about this. Over the weekend I was sexually harassed by the pizza delivery boy (minor). He came on to me with the basil-pizza line! Where do I file a complaint?? Mel
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 4, 2006 at 5:39 PM
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Cunninglinguist, I love it! I started singing "Hang down your head Mark
Foley" this morning, to the tune of "Tom Dooley" (I don't know you had to learn that one in grade school, old cowboy shanty or whatever they call cowboy songs).
Anyway, my boyfriend read me the transcripts of the some of the emails Foley sent the object of his affections, and it was not "basil with your pizza", they were more like "I love the way your butt looks in those lacrosse shorts....are you wearing tighty-whiteys or briefs" and a whole lot of stuff that could not possibly be explained by being taken out of context, because in what context is it okay to ask what kind of underwear your employee is wearing, even they work at Victoria's Secret.
The page was emailing back some flirty stuff, but when it's your career, maybe it's not so easy to just "turn the other cheek" and just say no.
posted by
Blanche.
on October 4, 2006 at 2:58 PM
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Don67
well, he was a Republican. Plato did himself in with hemlock, not basil, right? Or was that Socrates? I'm always confusing the founding fathers.
Thanks for the visit.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 4, 2006 at 12:49 PM
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the guy must have read too much Plato
posted by
robdon67
on October 4, 2006 at 12:24 PM
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