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Don67
Normally I don't accept impromptu questions my handlers haven't given me the answer to in advance, but since I like you... I think I can handle this one.
Greenhouse emissions naturally result in green tomatoes, resulting in aesthetically unpleasing salads. On the other hand (you have different fingers) green tomatoes are ideal for tossing at pinhead politicians like... my opponent.
There, that's my emissions statement.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 7, 2006 at 4:12 PM
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Question without notice for Candidate Cunning: does your biologically proactive position on greenhouse emissions mean there will be better conditions for tomato growth in the world?
posted by
robdon67
on October 7, 2006 at 3:11 PM
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Saul_Relative
If you build it, they will come. I appreciate your vote, but you've got a hanging chad - zip up, my good man.
Take care.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 7, 2006 at 3:09 PM
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MoonSpirit
Melody is My First, My Last, My Everything Lady. She's Saint Mellow Dee of Hi-O-Lee. High Priestess of all things High, no things low. She be the Alpha and the Omega vitamin, see?
:-) thanks for stopping by.
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 7, 2006 at 3:04 PM
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Excellent, CunningLinguist. Can't wait for the documentary. Have James
Earl Jones narrate, so people will think you're mandated by god to be president. You've got my vote. Now, I have to figure out what to do with the other 23. What the hell, they're all yours.
posted by
saul_relative
on October 6, 2006 at 8:24 PM
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If.....sorry.........when.......you are elected will Melody be first lady, co-codependent, le grande dame, or will she bear some other title? MoonSpirit
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syzygy
on October 6, 2006 at 9:08 AM
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Melody
My position is this: I'm seated with my left buttock slightly elevated from the chair, releasing greenhouse gases with what I would call a sneer of satisfaction on my face. Beat that Al Gore!
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 6, 2006 at 7:57 AM
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Actually, fiive out of three politicians are corrupt..
It's the 99% of the oxymorons that give the rest a bad name. So D, you have my vote even if I'm a codependent. By the way, I read that methane in cockroach farts contribute to global warming. What is your position on this? 
Melody
posted by
CunningLinguist
on October 5, 2006 at 4:45 PM
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