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Thursday, October 11, 2007

I'm Going to Share with You

There's this guy carpooling with Kiefer Sutherland and Lindsay Lohan, because his car runs on fossil fuels, which are threatening the polar icecaps -- which, incidentally sunk the Titanic in that movie, (I forget the name of it), but I digress. He's late for his job at McDonald's, where he's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Happy Endings

I've never seen Phantom of the Opera, but I think I'm familiar with the basic storyline: hideously deformed, pure hearted gentleman, madly in love with the unattainable starlet beauty. Did Beauty and the Beast rip off The Phantom or was it vice versa? In any case, the plot has been recycled again... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Dragonslayer (from the Archives -- cos meso Lazy)

We are Dragonslayers and dragonslayers require dragons to slay. There's no shortage of obstacles in front of us here on the playground, and there's also no denying that some people face more difficult circumstances in life than others, but I'm going to suggest to you that one of the obstacles we... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 3, 2007

HELLO CLEVELAND!!

Let me ask you a question: who doesn't get inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame? Is there anyone? Are the Chipmunks in there? I think they are. I'm pretty sure the Monkees were inducted, too. Annie Lennox's hairdresser made the cut as well. Madonna was selected this time around, because,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, September 28, 2007

Menopause Advice: HRT or Not? Sending out an SOS!

I'm here to ask advice for a menstrual case I know. A friend of a friend's distant cousin's neighbor's lover's mother twice removed has entered “that time of life.” Cha-Cha-Changes, turn and face the strain -- but no more cramps, and no more pain. (Well, kinda.) In fact, she has more body aches than... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 17, 2007

Swearing In Church

I've been working Friday nights at the St. Miriam's Church in (undisclosed location) as a Bingo Bouncer. It's my job to keep the Grandmarchists in line. There have been many unfortunate incidents at the "Birdcage" and I often wake in the night with the cold-sweats and the scent of stale Bengay & Old... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 8, 2007

One Flew East. One Flew West. One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest.

Weighing heavily on my mind these days is the subject of mental health. Who in their right mind could claim to be mentally healthy? Certainly not I. How are we – the insane - to recognize what is rational thought and what is not? In the novel/movie One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Jack Nicholson's... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 3, 2007

Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1984

In Massachusetts we are discussing the possibility of banning pitbulls. It's going to be against the law to have a pitbull as a pet. Well, doggone, so much for the idea of a free country. There's not even going to be a 'pitbull section' in restaurants and public places, like they have smoking... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 27, 2007

Oxy Jen (A Love Story)

Oxy Jen got her license today. (They call her that because she wears so much Clearasil.) Yes, she's 16 and a half and old enough to drive. That's how come they gave her her license, you see. Jen asked for permission to borrow the Mom & Pop Chevy for a 'night out with the gals.' Pop asked her how... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Pop Culture. No Really - Pop It

I suppose it's a repeated theme throughout history. Back in the 70s, teenagers were screaming for Anarchy because they wanted to end Apartheid in Anarchtica. It's ridiculous. You can't save the world by saving toilet paper! Even I know you have to save the cheerleader to save the world. I love Rage... Sign in to see full entry.

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I sit up here, taking up space in my spaceship, while observing planet earth with all its quirky whats, whatnots, and what-have-yous, and I attempt to solve all the world's problems with mental duct tape and saran wrap. The solutions to all the wurl's woes can be found here in cryptic candy coding. (Like The Da Vinci Code starring Forrest Gump.) If you can't see the answers, your questioning comes into question.

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